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- I'd pick the Air Force
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Not that I have the eyes for this work, but flying multi-million dollar jets in service to our country sounds like fun. I would also volunteer …
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- I could do without smell for a year
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Working in downtown San Francisco gives one the opportunity to interact with humanity at closer than necessary proximity at times. Not to menti…
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- If I had to, I'd spend a week in a treehouse
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When I was little I used to love climbing up a eucalyptus tree in our backyard. I was forbidden (with good reason) from turning it into a real …
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- Danity Kane will get my back
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Danity Kane
When I need to assemble a gang of street toughs, and I need to do it fast, I turn to professionals. As usual, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs h…
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- A haiku about Can't Buy Me Love
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Important lessons Do not grow up in Tucson Wine and suede don't mix
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- Zombie Cousteau?
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I've spent the better part of my life avoiding just this question. Who wants to think about Zombies? I have to believe that they have horri…
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- Zombies! An Eight-Step Plan
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1. Twitter. 2. Crowdsource a Costco takeover. 3. Secure entrances. 4. Neutralize Costco undead in increasingly cinematic ways, using only pr…
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- It's almost always Sexy
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I was having a drink on the patio in the tourist district of Boston, watching the wildlife with a guy friend. Every girl who passed us was kitt…
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- First Kiss At the Junior High Dance
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We were eleven. He was born on the same day as me, at the same hospital, delivered by the same doctor. When we finally met, I was the anxious n…
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- My bucket list starts with: Be conversational in seven languages.
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Be conversational in seven languages.
For one, this is just a badass, super-spy thing to do. Nothing is hotter than the pasty redhead who surprises you by speaking Mandarin with the…
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- 'Born Standing Up' will make you LOL, mostly
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It's Steve Martin so it's bound to be funny - but in between the struggle to succeed you are let in on how he came to grasp the absurd …
This is the story of Steve Martin's early career trying to first make it as a magician's assistant, comic writer and later a stand-up c…
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