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      • SpongeBob Cookies!

        Name a bizarre gift you received.
        Who gave it to you? What was the occasion? Did you regift it?

        The gift of cookies from a customer that hunted me down from a previous job only to have found me at my current one. Year after year she bakes a batch of “Oh my god what the fuck is that” and totes her pill popping ass over to wherever the hell I’m working and proudly gifts them to me. Then I act all thankful meanwhile inside I’m thinking “Just give me money bitch” but I can’t tell her that to her face because even though I’m not nice, she’s my Xanax source. These cookies are so bad they would make Jesus Christ jump back onto the cross, yet I always eat one cookie right in front of her and tell her how wonderful they are. Little does she know that as soon as she is out of sight I vomit and suck on a cat turd to get that taste out of my mouth. It’s important to puke it up because over the years I’ve learned that the only thing worse than eating her wretched cookies is smelling them after you crap them out.

      • answered by Yadada_Mean on 01/29/2010
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    • I can explain

      • I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by another car in the same place it has been struck several times before. The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search . Hope this clears up any confusion.

      • answered by Yadada_Mean on 04/24/2009
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