• ZacharyGreen
      • hello Zachary Green
      • Username: ZacharyGreen
      • In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" I constantly spill all kinds of beverages on me that are served with a straw. For some reason, it doesn't click that I don't need to tilt the cup for the straw to work, thus I pour it all over myself
  • ZacharyGreen's latest answers
    • He just wants to phone home.

      • ET
        He has touched the hearts of many. And if they are on a scavenger hunt, he is possibly the only thing alive that would consider being their life partner


      • answered by ZacharyGreen on 12/23/2009
        0 favorites
        0 comments
    • Sexual harassment reports.

      • It would be really nice to be able to stay on hold for 30 minutes, but not really be on hold. Maybe they could pipe in the conversation that the representative is having about the idiot on the phone who he is about to rape by unselling you to a product that you won't even know how to use.

      • answered by ZacharyGreen on 12/23/2009
        0 favorites
        0 comments
    • My money is on the pushers

      • I like to believe that all of Santa's friends have magical powers which they can use around the Holidays. In the off season, they support t…

      • answered by ZacharyGreen on 12/23/2009
        0 favorites
        0 comments

  • See all of ZacharyGreen's answers