Aaron Dietz - Plinky Answers

Someone I admire: That smooth, dapper gentleman ordering a soy latte breve como wha-ha?

2009-04-07T19:44:25-06:00

That smooth, dapper gentleman ordering a soy latte breve como wha-ha?
Just look at the way he dresses! Outstanding. I don't want to learn his pretentious coffee-speak, though.

The Hideout is great for drinks with an old friend

2009-04-05T01:51:42-06:00

There is a diverse selection of art smothering the tall walls. And they sell art out of a robotic vending machine. Plus, they have good Scotch and interesting cocktails that you actually want to drink.

My scars

2009-04-05T01:46:16-06:00

One bulbous, ugly scar where no trauma can be remembered occurring (upper left arm). Honestly, I don't know what happened, or when, and neither do my parents.

One nice, even two-inch line across my right bicep - I tell people I was in a knife fight without a knife, but really a dog jumped up and hadn't had his claws trimmed in a bit.

Half-inch scar across the tip of my right middle finger - I probably nearly took my finger off when I got it stuck under a seed-counting machine as it was being slid across a table.

The last scar, I'm not telling you about, and you'll never see it.

Nobody reads newspapers anymore. Where else do you get your news, chump?

2009-04-05T01:40:12-06:00

Look, newspapers are dying and it doesn't matter anyway, because: A.) Most cities' competing newspapers aren't really competing - they're owned by the same company. B.) Nobody reads them anyway. Problem solved LOL!

I get my news from the Internet. I like it because it's fairly non-authoritative, which is not always a good thing, though during times when most news media are owned by three or four conglomerates, it's a sweet heavenly gift from above.