- Web hosting package: $5/month (let's say I would pay for a year, $60)
- Come up with new, cool, web-based idea: FREE!
- Hire developer to code that shit: $500, one time (yes, you can find people that would do for this money. Plus, it's 5 pages and simple design. It should take one or two days to code, max.)
- Buy some beer: $5 (give it to the dev and he might even give you a discount)
- Hire designer to do a cool logo, decide on colors: $200 (designers are cheap)
- Invest $200 in online marketing (AdWords, "guerrilla" on blogs.)
- Spam the heck of your social graph: FREE!
- Throw a party to launch the service: $35 (ask people to bring their own stuff, just buy plastic cups and the first six packs. Go to COSTCO or SAMs, of course.)
- Enjoy.

The team that writes those naive "prompts" (is there a need for new f* "cool" word for everything now?) for sure don't have kids.
Wild animal as pet? Yeah, right. While you think about it, go make me a pastrami sandwich, please.