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- hello John Graham
- Username: acheekymonkey
- In response to: "What do you do on the side?" I write really bad hip-hop songs.
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acheekymonkey's latest answers
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- Why my hip-hop posse would include Lil Wayne
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Lil Wayne
Cause he's crazy but also smart. He hustled and got a job at 12 years old at a studio. That's the kind of guy you want working for you. Plus his raps are dope and you need that kind of energy when you are on the road.
Ze Frank
Another one: crazy but smart. He is the ideas guy, always keeping things moving and new.
Obama
To help get through security....
Andre 3000
He's just so smooth.... He's like the big brother you admire, always saying the right things, being cool.
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- Newspaper Delivery Job leads 9 Year Old to Incarceration
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I started when I was 9 by helping my brother deliver newspapers. We awoke at 5am or so and pulled the red wagon around the neighborhood for an …
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- If I went deaf, I would miss even these bad songs.
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I love music, even bad music, so this was a hard list to write. All I knew is that it probably had to include Lawrence Welk somehow.
It was funny in Arrested Development, for sure, but when your 8 year old picks it as his favorite song to play in the car...that's too much.
Barbie Girl by Aqua
I hate that I liked it as much as I did. Come on Barbie, let's go party. The video is worth checking too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
I totally related to that scene in The Big Lebowski where the Dude gets in the cab and hearing the music says: "had a rough night, and I hate the "f**king Eagles, man." Warning swearing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc
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- Making out, at night, in the dark, on someone's driveway.
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Luckily she told me I was failing at it before I ruined her night. My teeth were mashing against hers like I was trying to eat her lips or something. I was kind of manically chomping on her mouth, thinking that was kissing. She pushed me away and told me to stop it. Being a quick study, I realized my chances of make-outage were dropping faster than the drool on my chin and I changed my style. The night ended up well.
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- 2009 Internet Fools' Day
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Best: Google AutoAnswer prank with examples of how to answer Nigerian scams....
Worst: Rickroll'd by The Unofficial Apple Weblog: http://tinyurl.com/c3rs8j
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