I went overboard. Deal with it.

Fires over the Hills

We discover that Facebook and Twitter is run by an undercover world government waiting for the right time. Now that the element of surprise has been eliminated, It decides to use brute force to gain control, employing the use of internet memes as a psychological weapon against the masses. Kittens morph into LolCats overnight under the spreading virus. Trolls become the Gestapo of the Internet. The apocalypse comes. Everyone dies.

Then, AeroKitty, the only cat to have an immunity to the Lolcat virus and to have escaped unscathed, finds a single working computer amongst the rubble and opens up Twitter.

"The world is dead," she writes, "and I'm here by myself. It's really annoying having all these dead bodies around me. If anyone's out there, find me at th-"

Her 140 characters are up. The computer powers down as that Tweet rushes across cyberspace, leaving some poor guy in a university twitching with frustration and agony that the last woman on earth is IN AN UNMARKED LOCATION.

The End.

Give him his space
Everything does not revolve around you and what you want to do. It is normal and beneficial for both parties to be able to do things relating to your own interests. Do you really think you guys will always like the exact same things? How boring is that? So while he goes and plays his video games, go read that book you've been wanting to read. Just make sure you aren't going to be all bitter about it - we are adults: act as such.

Don't be a pig
Pigheaded, sloppy, all of the above. No one wants to be with an argumentative know-it-all for long. Nor is a partner who is a complete mess a very favorable one. Personal hygiene, common courtesy of picking up after yourself, and knowing when to concede an argument are all NECESSARY.

Remember that you are two separate people
And you don't have to be going the same place at the same time. Really, being the same as the other person is annoying, boring, and a totally unrealistic goal. You are different people for a reason.

Be physical
Pretty much self-explanatory. Things like holding hands or giving the other a random hug really makes a difference.

Love, love, love
Unselfishly. Remember why you loved that person to begin with. If it was because they looked nice or made you feel good, it wasn't love to begin with, so yeah, your bad.

have fun
This is the time of your life.