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- hello Alexis Williams
- Username: alexiswi
- In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" Soda... Like I have a hole in my lip.
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- My name is... My name is... My name is... (wikka wikka)...
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Jinglefizz Maladasnapit Horsefisher
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- Point the getaway car to stupid
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Nope. I'm not too bright. I'm just gonna let the cops follow me to my front door. And then make a foolish last stand on my porch... Until all the pizza that I ordered on the way over arrives. At which point I'll ply the police with pizza.
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- Every kid should learn It's all about marketing... Urine.
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It's all about marketing... Urine.
I don't hope to install lessons in my kids so mach as distill. Their urine. If Indians can distill cow urine and sell it as a soft drink, I can do the same with my kids.
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- Wanna buy some liquid beef?
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Liquefied Beef, because they're not piping it into our homes yet. Someone needs to get on top of that.
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- Famous people aren't special
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Sinbad
In line at BestBuy
Brad Pitt
Outside McDougal's in the Village
Jennifer Aniston
Outside McDougal's in the Village
Various rock bands
Hanging outside by the tour busses
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