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      • In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" I always, always, spill ice cream on myself. Especially chocolate, or something equally staining. Doesn't happen every time I eat it; that'd be far too predictable. Only when I least expect it.
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    • Is WHAT sexy or slutty?

      • I have absolutely no idea what this question is asking. It almost seems like an inside joke. When I checked out this Maggie's blog, Mighty …

      • answered by alleykat687 on 03/25/2009
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    • If the Jetsons had one, why shouldn't you?

      • Why not? You're already in the market for a new car, right? Something better for the environment than that rainforest deathtrap of an SUV you're no longer very proud to own? What could be better than a car that gets 500 miles per gallon of regular unleaded gas, not to mention one that flies? The Jetsons had a flying car, you know.



        What's that? Yes, theirs was a bit more compact than this. But can you imagine what kind of cargo space they must've had? Besides, this car morphs between car and plane, depending on whether you're driving or flying. This car flies and drives! None of this hovering nonsense. If you're stuck in traffic, morph into the car, and everything is normal. Roadtrip? Let those wings extend and you'll be there in no time. If getting there is half the fun for you, you can drive, knowing that flying is always an option if you change your mind halfway or become extremely impatient.



        Oh, the price? Well, as they are still in the developing stage, the price will vary from our current figures, but...no, you can't really be walking away now! There's at least a year until you can physically receive your car, so payment plans can be worked to meet nearly all needs! No, you haven't heard the best part yet!! It comes with free lessons, a full how-to on operating your vehicular miracle. Yes, free! Not included in the price of purchase at all, absolutely free. Not all dealer offer this, you know. Some charge extra for the classes, by the hour. Plus, if you buy your flying car here, every member of you family with a valid driver's license or permit can take part in the lessons, for no extra fee!



        Honestly, what have you got to lose? Place the first down payment on your very own flying car today!

      • answered by alleykat687 on 03/22/2009
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    • Words that make me shiver involuntarily

      • Check back for updates; more words to come as they will.


        Thong
        It only bugs me in reference to sandals. THEY'RE CALLED FLIP-FLOPS. If you're talking about flip-flops, don't say thongs; everyone around you will indubitably end up with horrible mental images filled with ill-covered asses.


        Buttock(s)
        Just...ew. Say "ass." Say "butt." Say "booty." NEVER say "buttocks," or "buttock." If you question this, you probably use it regularly.


      • answered by alleykat687 on 03/21/2009
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    • Typewriters shall rule once more

      • There is really something unique and special about putting a piece of paper in a typewriter, centering it, and letting your thoughts to be poke…

      • answered by alleykat687 on 03/18/2009
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    • Chelsea Handler: FML Personified

      • If you're extremely religious, or have some other reasoning for being against sex before marriage or excessive drinking, ask me for another recommendation.

        This is a book by a comedian, so it is obviously going to be funny, but it goes beyond all that. If you've ever been to fmylife.com, you'd love this book, as well as Handler's other book, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. What could be funnier than the recounting of liquor-soaked memories of Mexico and midgets? The best part is that it's all true. I realize people say that last statement a lot, but it is a sincere evaluation in this case. This is not a fictional novel, or a made-for-TV movie. This is her life. Some stories might be altered for comedic effect, but I kind of prefer to be a bit naive about it and assume every last drop of these books are truth.

        (Note: After reading this again, I'd like to clarify the intro a bit. I'm referring to being against excessive drinking, not being against sex before excessive drinking.)

      • answered by alleykat687 on 03/18/2009
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