• audieroldan
      • hello Audie Roldan
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      • In response to: "What's the one thing you're never gonna give up?" YOU! I also wont....let you down or run around and desert you....nor will I make you cry or say goodbye. Not even gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Twitter: @audieroldan
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    • Watch "Outbreak" next time you're home sick

      • It's nice to be reminded that something several millionth your size is kicking your ass! Plus it makes you wonder what exactly you have.

        ...oh and dont forget the wonderful sneezing scene at the movie theater.

      • answered by audieroldan on 02/10/2009
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    • How I'd spend $1,000

      • $500.00.....Donate to the Force-Hillary-To-Get-Rid-Of-Her-Mullet Foundation

        $200.00.....Buy $200 worth of Krispy Kreme Donuts & start throwing it right back at the Krispy Kreme store I bought it from. Their donuts taste like cardboard now!

        $100.00....Automatic Banana Peeler + Solar powered flashlight

        $100.00....Extortion Money. Otherwise, Chuck Norris said he'll kill me if I "dont pay up, bitch!"

        $49.00 (in $1 dollar bills)....So I have something to burn for heat in case this recession keeps going.

        $1.00....Put into my savings account

      • answered by audieroldan on 01/29/2009
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    • If I could tame a wild animal

      • Toss up between an Emperor Penguin or a Platypus.

        An Emperor Penguin because they look sharp wearing that natural tux and could care less about you. Plus they seek -- and could survive -- the harshest arctic environment. It's like they're giving Nature the middle finger and saying "Is that all you got, B*tch!?". They remind me that you can be a bad ass and look sharp too.

        A Platypus because it'll remind me that Nature has a sense of humor. I mean, come on! An odd-shaped, fur covered mammal with a duck's bill who can live on land or underwater and can lay eggs?! Off the hook! I LOL all the time. Good one, Nature!

      • answered by audieroldan on 01/25/2009
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