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- My favorite line from 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'
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"I'm right on top of that, Rose!" It's brilliant; the perfect rejoinder for every task too tall or too absurd, and for the p…
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- Holy Toledo, Batman!
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Toledo - the town on the hill with that fancy cathedral. I don't know if it was the oldest I visited, but it's old and it's always …
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- Think "Jaws". Then think "Yogi." Uh huh.
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Dude, the shark has it all over the bear and you know it.
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- Quiet starer? Puh-lease.
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On a bus I could handle a stare all day long. Upon leaving the station and noticing the starer, I would cast one dismissive glance at the goon …
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- Thanks a lot, Plinky. Now I'm blushing.
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My most embarrassing memories are generally of two ilks: 1) Those times I've said unkind things to people. Like when I actually said, in…
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- Valentine's Day spent in Isaac's bosom.
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Isaac's bosom
It's the only place for me on February 14th.
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- I fear J.J. Abrams
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He keeps coming up with crazy *bleep* that wants to suck me in and rob my lifeblood. He's like nuclear war, drowning and spiders all balled…
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- Rather tacky. Rather endearing.
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My mother gifted me slippers shaped like strawberries. Not because they were cute or cozy slippers, but because I think strawberries are delici…
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- Tights, for sure. Wool tights.
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The Semantic Ninja I could compel any mortal (including myself) into efficient yet poetic articulation of exactly what they mean. My tra…
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- Bookworm, exploited.
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Not many know this, but the exploitation of bookworms is a multi-kazillion-penny industry that thrives throughout the global reclusive undergro…
