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- Username: bisforpiano
- In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" Bundles of kittens.
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bisforpiano's latest answers
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- "Describe what your family dinners are like."
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MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAADDD!
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- "What makes you nervous?"
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That Hitler guy. Someone should really stop him!
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- "Describe your personality in five words or less."
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Sometimes...
I eat many cheeseburgers.
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- "Do you have any bad habits you're trying to kick?"
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I should maayyyyybe stop hiding landmines in peoples' beds.
Maybe.
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- A Letter to My Great-Great-Grandchildren:
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No, fuck it. This is a letter to my grandchildren. I DO WHAT I WANT, PLINKY. YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LIFE.
Dear Kids,
Sorry about accidentally running over your Chihuahua. I'd get you a new one, but Chihuahuas are gateway drugs to St. Bernards, and you know how I feel about dogs that could crush me on accident.
Also, your real grandfather was a man named David Bowie. Sorry I couldn't tell you until now.
Well, I'm off to the Himalayas to start a harem. It's been real.
Love and bitches,
Grandma B
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