Answers
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- "What makes you nervous?"
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That Hitler guy. Someone should really stop him!
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- "If you were a flavor, what would you be?"
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Delicious. Because fuck you, that's why.
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- "Do you like children?"
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Everything about this question leads me to believe that the person that wrote this prompt is a pedophile. Even the default title is "On C…
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- "Do you have any bad habits you're trying to kick?"
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I should maayyyyybe stop hiding landmines in peoples' beds. Maybe.
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- "How do you like to get news these days?"
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Via carrier pigeon. That delivers the news to a bear riding a unicycle. That delivers the news to another bear riding two unicycles, simultan…
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- "Here's $1000. Spend it in the next hour or lose it. No online shopping allowed."
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AWWWW YEAAAAHHH FREE BOOZE AND HOOKERS FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS
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- "Describe a time when you performed a random act of kindness."
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Last night, I didn't punch some cunt in the face. Also, I went out and graced the public with my presence. There was much rejoicing. You…
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- A Letter to My Great-Great-Grandchildren:
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Dear Kids, Sorry about accidentally running over your Chihuahua. I'd get you a new one, but Chihuahuas are gateway drugs to St. Bernards…
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- "How did you get your name?"
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I'm pretty sure my parents smoked a bowl and then just wrote a bunch of letters down. And then added a line for no reason. Yeah.
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