my posse would include ones in movie credits and all useful things yo

blackfeathers
that's me yo

mc politician
for political clout yo

mc madscientist
for cool inventions to meet our agenda yo

mc google
so we can search the world yo

mc twitter
so we can tweet our mundane and overly used aa bb cc style rhyming raps yo

mc internet
so the internet's got our back yo

mc goth industrial synth power noise rock music
to inject some great music to our our mundane and overly used aa bb cc style rhyming raps yo

mc leo laporte
so we can talk & diss tech like a pro yo don'cha kno bro/ho row row row yer bo'at (yo) ::crosses arms like a foo' bar yo::

mc stunt folks
so we have other people do our stunts for us yo

mc grips
so we have a great crew yo

mc gaffers
so our posse would have great lighting yo

mc producer
so our stuff can be well produced yo

mc executive producer
so our stuff can be well produced yo

mc casting
so we get the right people for the right roles yo

mc caterer
so we can eat great foor yo

mc transpo
so we can get great transportation wherever we need to go yo

mc grocery shopper
so we can shop food like a pro yo

mc production assistant
so we can get help around the various production projects we work on yo

mc camera operators
so we get great camera angles yo

mc audio engineer
so we get great sound yo

mc fans
so we get great fans of what we do yo

mc phd
so we got someone highly educated in our team yo

mc astronaut
so we can claim to have someone who has been to outerspace yo

mc cliche remover
so we can mundanely 'rap' about something new without using any overly used & trite elements like 'check it out yo'; 'uh uh uh'; 'this one's for tha laydees'; 'throw yer hands in da air'; 'uh uh uh'; yo

mc nerdcore
we need elements of geekdom in our raps yo. there's no way around it yo.

mc yoyo professional
so we can have great yoyo tricks in our posse yo

mc vehicle washer & detailer
so our vehicles stay clean yo

mc laundry
so we can always have clean fresh clothes yo

mc cook & dishwasherer
so we can eat great foods yo and a clean kitchen yo

mc benefactor
so we can have limitless funding for our pointless activities yo

mc executive strategist
so we got some way of reaching our goals and objectives yo

mc project manager
so we can have a project/plan come together yo

mc hairstylist
to have great hair yo

mc wardrobe
to have great wardrobe yo

mc bestboy
to assist mc grips with tha grippin' crew yo

mc camera technician
to assist with mc camera operator yo

mc payroll
so we get paid yo

mc tax professional
so we can get our taxes done correctly and well yo

mc medical doctor
so we have a hospital yo

mc nurse
to help out with mc doctor's duties yo

mc gasoline sation attendant
so our vehicles are properly fueled yo

mc pilot
so we can ride aircraft yo

mc attorney
so we have a defense in our butchering of someone else's music for our need for attention yo

mc attention checker
so our hip hop ways' need for constant attention get quelled at the door yo

mc chairity organizer
so all our wasted posse energy could be put to good use for good causes yo

mc lab researcher
so we can perform genetic testing and analysis to further the search for treatments to various diseases yo

mc robin williams
so we can power a small aircraft with his energy and have whatever he's having yo