meagan moo - Plinky Answers

Here's a joke: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

2009-12-16T19:26:33-06:00

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot! *cue laughter*

If I could fly, I'd be an owl!

2009-12-16T19:25:05-06:00

An owl. They can turn their head around almost a full revolution, I think. That would be SO COOL! Plus, you could look at people weirdly. Owls have that ability. Owls are awesome. Also - NOCTURNAL FTW!

Come to the dark side!

2009-12-16T19:21:04-06:00

They never win. Ever. :( All those goody two shoes-es, rubbing in their faces that they never win. (Hardly ever, anyway)

Besides, have you SEEN the costumes?

I can explain... I think...

2009-08-21T02:35:46-06:00

I'm a time traveller. It hasn't happened yet.

Spilt CHOCOLATE milk is worthy of tears

2009-08-21T02:34:10-06:00

what a waste of good chocolate milk. I mean, seriously, chocolate is WAY too good to be spilling all over the place.

and this is what i would sell in my shop.

2009-08-21T02:27:55-06:00

magic potions that alter how you look, magic cookbooks, invisible cloaks, glitter, hippo plushies, 1980s barbies, hairspray, ugg boots, tap shoes, fluro beanies, doll houses, alarm clocks that scream like Mary Murphy, toe socks, peanut butter and fake fingernails.

food is nice when you eat it. yes.

2009-08-21T02:13:15-06:00

anything that has lots of sugar... or chocolate... or both. pretty much anything that is not in any way healthy.

chocolate, vampires, cookie monster!

2009-08-21T02:02:38-06:00

have some chocolate. it is survival food. also, never write books about sparkly vampires. realy bad idea. make that a law. also, watch sesame street. its really good. like, realy really good. yeah. that is all.