You know what? Being a grown-up is boring. I want to go back to carefree summers and popsicles. Remember how much fun that was?

Seriously though, why does being an adult have to suck so much? If you get a speeding ticket you actually have to pay it, and if you get too many you might actually go to jail. And then there's working. What's up with that? Personally I'd rather sleep all day and drink all night.

What sucks most about being a grown-up has to be the bills. I mean, Christ. Rent, water, AND electricity? Such a pain in the butt to keep up with, much less actually pay it. "Oh, hey, look at all the money I ha— oh. I'm actually broke." Bills suck and should die.

But I guess there are some redeeming qualities about being an adult. Like, I get to go shopping. And I can drive myself anywhere I want to. And if I want to get a new CD? Totally don't have to save up my allowance for it. And you know what? Nobody can tell me not to buy two pairs of shoes in one afternoon.

Maybe that's just life — awesome when it's awesome, sucky when it's not. I'd say all in all I'm pretty happy with where I am, which is a lot more than some can say.