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    • It's about time for our body to mutate

      • The human body definitely need an update.


        The human body. Why women have only two tits when wolves have six ? Why do we still have foot fingers ? Why is our exhaust pipe so close to our enjoyment zone ? Why two nose holes when there are no stereo odors ? Why men have chest hairs ? Why do we smell under the arms ? Why do we have useless belly buttons and no iPhone slot ?

      • answered by brice on 02/18/2010
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    • I prefer to stay up late

      • Yes I have always been lazy and this is my main motivation for working so much.

      • answered by brice on 02/11/2010
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    • I demand Love

      • As a materialist, I spent most of my past life getting rich so I could buy my child dreams. Unfortunately once adult and mature (very recently) all my desire turned impossible to buy with money.

        Shall I turn myself to spirituality or is it as worthless ?


        Love
        Something you can't buy me.


        Hope
        or suspension of cynical disbelief.


        Affordable needs
        I got everything affordable and envy only the impossible


      • answered by brice on 03/27/2009
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    • Making out in Brussels

      • It lasted forever... like an hour. For the first 30 minutes I did not dare using my tongue, I kept touching her lips softly with mine.

        It was the first time I could approach a girl closer than 50 centimeters, who was not of my family. I'm completely myop, I was fascinated by the details of her skin. I couldn't stop staring at her face. I'm pretty sure she thought I was a complete nerd or something similar, but at that time this word did not exist. May she thought I was victim of autism... actually maybe I was.

        Anyway, it was during lunchtime, I remember I was very stressed she would not have enough time to eat a sandwich and may byte me at a certain point. Actually I was projecting my own obsession on her. I took me 12 years before we had sex for the first time. You can say that I'm the slowest seducer in the world.

        After 30 minutes she was bored with my sweetness and took the initiative to teach me how to deep french kiss.

      • answered by brice on 03/27/2009
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