Linz Chai - Plinky Answers

I used to play 'Ground is Molten Lava' as a kid

2010-02-04T12:25:53-06:00

Arms
My brother and I, socking each other's arms till we were both crying.

007
We'd get into a circle and someone (James Bond) would say "0" and point to a player, then again "0" and point to another player, and when Bond would say "7, bang" and pretend to shoot a random player. People on either side of that target had to raise their hands as soon as Bond said "7". Good times.

Ground is Molten Lava
We'd throw pillows on the ground and jump on them haphazardly, pretending the ground was molten lava. We had to do the melty lava dance if we touched the ground.

My and my Pygmy Hog (or Red Panda)

2010-01-28T12:39:35-06:00

I would get a pygmy hog or red panda. I would sleep with them and feed them bits of apple. They would try to steal my food, and we'd wrestle for the last crumb. They'd defecate all over the house, and I'd just smile and say, "oh you!" I'd probably get evicted due to the noise, the stink, and the fear of infestation. Then I'd live on the street with my pygmy hog or red panda, and make them dance for food money.

When I realized I was a grown-up: money woes

2010-01-28T12:36:24-06:00

When I received my first utility bill - one that I was solely responsible for. I cried.

When I get home, I put on my jail dress

2010-01-28T12:35:22-06:00

I want maximum comfort when I veg.

My first job: childcare

2010-01-28T12:34:31-06:00

I babysat in high school. I made about $10 an hour. I was horrible at it - the kids adored me, but I was completely irresponsible and ate all their food.

In defense/criticism of my vice: Gluttony.

2010-01-28T12:33:14-06:00

Food. I was born and had this strange instinct to survive...so I ate. But it evolved into an unholy enjoyment of all things rich in fat and cholesterol. I want to quit for the same reason I started eating in the first place - to survive.

The Great Division Between Neighbors

2010-01-28T12:31:34-06:00

I know one of them by name, and a couple of them by faces (both their faces and their dogs')...but beyond that, I don't know any of them. We're separated by more than just walls.

I'll live anywhere as long as it's close to family

2010-01-28T12:28:58-06:00

Home is not a home without family.