cynicalbrit94 - Plinky Answers

Australia, here I come

2009-08-24T07:20:47-06:00

I've just always wanted to go to Australia. Great Barrier Reef, Sydney, and all of the animals.

My money's on the hawk

2009-08-05T11:05:11-06:00

I've seen what happens when a hawk dive bombs a pigeon, I don't feel that a house cat would do any better. Try a lion.

Here's what I'd tell the aliens.

2009-07-25T08:45:18-06:00

Stop visiting other planets. It's depressing.

I'll read 'A short History of Nearly Everything' one day

2009-07-25T08:43:44-06:00

At least I finally read the Watchmen.

In about 3 months probably. It sits below a pile of books on my desk, and I keep buying new books and reading them first.

It's false that money is the root of all evil.

2009-07-12T14:18:47-06:00

Correct Quote ->>> "Love of money is the root of all evil"
The commonly used quote is wrong.
other things people get wrong. "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" although it should say something more like "Abandon all hope (or All hope abandon) ye who enter here"

If I had to, I'd spend a week in a treehouse

2009-07-07T14:17:23-06:00

Drop stuff on passers by for a week, and eat baby squirrels for breakfast. How can anybody NOT want to live in the treehouse.

'Oh, hi, Hitler. You free for dinner Wednesday?'

2009-07-06T00:05:41-06:00

All three are there so I can troll them. I have ALWAYS wanted to make Hitler angry.

Hitler

Stalin

Mao

My life would make a great drama movie

2009-06-25T22:24:24-06:00

Drama - 2 hrs of b*tching and whining. I have low self-esteem. >.>

Wow I'm odd.

2009-06-13T21:38:11-06:00

I'm overcompensating by using polysyllables over monosyllables, and it makes me sound (not uncharacteristically) pretentious.

Uncharacteristically
That is one hell of a long word despite its simplicity. 20 letters for those who are too lazy to count.

Overcompensation
Overcompensation is just so useful. I use this against so many of the people (read assholes) I deal with in my daily life.

monosyllabic / polysyllabic
To create sentences such as:
Monosyllabic comprehensibility is infinitely preferable to polysyllabic incoherence.

Pretentious
The rest of these should make this one fairly obvious.

The egg came first

2009-06-13T21:19:56-06:00

Dinosaurs laid eggs, lizards laid eggs, all the goddamn reptiles laid eggs. At some point these eggs released mutant bird babies, which laid eggs, and at some point one of these eggs was a chicken.
(yeah I know that this is an absurdly simplified model of evolution).

Hook up the Stars

2009-06-12T14:56:32-06:00

Stars...

Stardust, so I can throw it at people and make everything shiny. Fluorescent confetti is really expensive. I could also make my ceiling star covered and sleep under the stars.

Point the getaway car to the county jail.

2009-06-11T19:18:02-06:00

Yeah, so it doesn't have to be in dallas. Just where regular clothes, lock the money securely in your getaway vehicle, and hang around at the jail for a while. WHo the hell is gonna search for you there.

Catherine Zeta Jones and I are practically best friends

2009-06-09T16:24:02-06:00

Catherine Zeta Jones
I sat behind her at the 2007 US open final. Which was fun because it meant my shirt was on the front cover of people magazine. Fat lot of worth that has.

Michael Douglas
As above.

My money's on the wolverine

2009-06-04T10:37:25-06:00

cause the tasmanian devil is tiny.

A game cartridge will go in my time capsule

2009-06-01T21:18:52-06:00

Just for extra fun, the game would be ET. God that will piss them off.

A game cartridge
To spread frustration. (blow on it)

An Atari 2600
To make use of the cartridge

An old (currently modern) TV
To run the Atari 2600 on.

A sh*t ton of cables and adapters
To prevent burnouts, and because they wont have the right cables in the future.

Essential software

2009-05-23T22:48:21-06:00

Adium, because it is my link to the outside world. Now you can run twitter and IRC as well as just using it for instant messaging, and so I eliminated a couple of other applications.

Get lost in 'The Stranger by Albert Camus' at the beach

2009-05-20T10:55:50-06:00

Can be read in a couple of hours, and it includes f*cked up stuff happening on a beach. Should give you some good stereotypes.

I like to relax with nothing

2009-05-15T21:47:00-06:00

nothing is nothing

Nothing. Just sit, breathe a bit, close your eyes or stare at a wall, and stay that way indefinitely.

'Just' needs to be blasted

2009-05-14T14:30:46-06:00

Just by Radiohead

A great beat, and powerful lyrics. Throw the music video on a big screen and you have a really awesome piece of art. Like, more awesome than it is already.

Time is Running Out by Muse

As above with more guitar.

Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Classics are classics.

Millbank Spice has the best dessert

2009-05-13T22:23:24-06:00

OK, so it's an Indian restaurant, so if that isn't your thing then this doesn't work. Also, you'll have to eat real food before the dessert. Boohoo.

OK, so they have a dessert menu full of stuff that people might like, probably do like, and perhaps buy once a week. Most of this stuff will be discarded for the purpose of this conversation due to the "White Chocolate Bomba" (or whatever-the-f•ck it's called). You're looking for vanilla ice cream, with a fudge center, encased in a shell of white chocolate. This dessert is AMAZING. Breaking far enough into the shell to get the ice cream just builds anticipation, and the you eat, and it is good. And to those who don't like white chocolate, GROW A SWEETER TOOTH!

I'd fit in well in 'Silence of the Lambs'

2009-05-09T20:51:33-06:00

I must have some sort of death wish.

They seem like some cool guys. :D
OK, so I finished watching this movie about ten minutes ago so it's the first thing I thought of.
Perhaps if they were my friends it would be like having protection from mobsters, except for the whole FBI arresting me bit.
In fact I'd be least worried about having Hannibal turn around and eat me, or Jame skin me. Not even on the list of worries.

"Muse"ic to listen to on your "Radiohead"

2009-05-06T14:48:49-06:00

Awful puns aside, the short list. And yes, I want the entire bands, not just people from each. I am demanding.

Radiohead
Because they are the pinnacle of awesome.

Muse
Because they are the pinnacle of amazing

Christmas, it burns!!!

2009-04-29T16:02:17-06:00

I actually set my hair on fire. 3 separate times. With a ****ing christingle! This is why I never go to church any more.

Just a bunch of carbon lying around...

2009-04-28T16:13:33-06:00

Me. But I enjoy it and so it doesn't matter what all those other people say.

This question has left me crying in a corner.

2009-04-26T14:41:18-06:00

Oh god no!! I don't want to remember. It's so horrible, AHHHHGGGGGHHHH!

If pot is legalized, I expect my English teacher would never come to class.

2009-04-20T22:04:23-06:00

Seriously, we think she's a stoner.

When the rescue ship comes, I'll tell 'em: Get me Internet Access

2009-04-19T11:04:19-06:00

Of course they'd also need to give me a REALLY nice computer, but for me that is useless without internet access. Perhaps I should make them get this island listed with the post office so that they'll send me stuff. I could start an offshore business with NO RULES!!!!!! Woooooo!

When I grow up...

2009-04-08T18:21:16-06:00

My business card will have my first name, and nothing else. Everybody will know who I am.

Stuck in an elevator with 27 claustrophobic people

2009-04-02T15:10:35-06:00

27 claustrophobic people
I would have such a good time. I'd lie on the ground in the middle of the elevator and make them all squish up against the sides.
(Barf bags and an oxygen mask required).

I get my news from the Internet

2009-03-31T17:40:34-06:00

All the news.
Faster than traditional media.
Thank you, goodnight.