Tyler L. - Plinky Answers

I Want to Revive Kokomo

2009-03-12T20:46:04-06:00

"Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all" -Beach Boys

Times are tough. Who wouldn't want to go to a place to get away from it all. Even if it is made up.

My scars

2009-02-24T14:31:05-06:00

Cigarette burns, a sown up hole from being shot by a BB gun, and a stab wound to the chest.

Oops childhood memory.

2009-02-18T09:34:21-06:00

This happened when I was a toddler. One night I had to pee so I staggered through the hallway to use the bathroom. I finished and returned back to bed. Next morning I realized where I peed into wasn't the toilet but my toy chest. The parents had a fun time washing my Hot Wheels and Lego pieces.

Never day without a cell phone

2009-02-12T09:22:45-06:00

Simple. Nope. Must have it.

Wise words from Grandma

2009-02-11T09:33:43-06:00

"Don't marry a woman that had a lot of plastic surgery. Your kids will turn out ugly." - Grandma

When I started using the Internet

2009-02-05T09:26:24-06:00

Ah the memories. Before bittorrent and iTunes, MP3s were acquired through AOL's chat rooms where you type in a command line to get a list of the songs then type in which song you want. Wait a bit to hear the "you got mail" and download the song. You kids have it so much easier nowadays.

My fear of McDonald's Hotcakes

2009-02-04T10:43:52-06:00

Out of the 4 times I've had them I've thrown up 3. I should have stayed away from them after the first time but I'm stubborn and don't like to admit defeat.

If you pay me enough, I'll sing these songs at a karaoke bar. Slip in another $20 I'll do it in a banana hammock.

2009-02-02T09:48:05-06:00

Eye of The Tiger by Survivor

Rocky III.

Build Me Up Buttercup by Foundations

Only drunkenness would ever motivate me to fool myself in believing I could sing. This song is a great drinking song... fiLLL mEeeee UpP ButtErCUuupp.

Staying Alive by Bee Gees

Fun memories of a night in D.C. after a club the group ended up at Johnny Rockets where this song was sang with much counter top dancing and flashing lights.

Why I gave up on "Sophie's World"

2009-02-01T00:19:39-06:00

My dog ripped it up after the second attempt to finish it. Going to have to go buy a new copy.

If I had easy access to a helicopter, I'd fly to Palm Beach, Florida this weekend

2009-01-30T13:27:27-06:00

Given a few stops would be required, it's a lot warmer than here.

My ideal Super Bowl halftime show would include Sandy Kane

2009-01-29T10:34:54-06:00

Sandy Kane
Bruce Springsteen won't have a long lasting impression quite like her. Perhaps a video will explain: http://www.videosift.com/video/Worlds-Worst-or-best-Stripper-Ever

How I'd waste $1,000

2009-01-28T10:15:19-06:00

Ignoring any common sense to save I would run down the list of Washingtonian's Best Restaurants in D.C. until all the loot is gone. Looks temping: http://www.washingtonian.com/packages/verybest2008/index.html

If I were a superhero, I would certainly not wear tights

2009-01-27T12:37:05-06:00

No spandex for me. I tried some on once and whether up, down, left, right there was no hiding it. I want to be something like the Hulk. An alter ego that turns you green and powers to beat things to oblivion is beyond cool.

Sell your house and take a vacation to the Palm Islands in Dubai.

2009-01-26T14:34:02-06:00

A man made island in the shape of a palm tree filled with resorts and villas. Travel channel you do make me dream...

If I could tame a wild animal

2009-01-25T12:35:50-06:00

Spank and I would travel the world to inspire the importance of smiling and dancing the limbo. In our free time we'll sit back with cold beers and discuss the economic implication of the Federated States of Micronesia's trade deficit to the surrounding islands in the pacific.

When I realized I was a grown-up

2009-01-24T16:33:19-06:00

When the constant occurrence of people calling me sir became obvious.