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- hello Danielle Solomon
- Username: daniizombie
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daniizombie's latest answers
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- There are always stupid questions.
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Earlier today. I wanted to ask my co-worker to shut the fuck up.
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- My Dating Deal Breakers
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Cheating
You wanna fuck another broad? Fine. Dump me. I'd rather sleep with the hockey team anyway.
Breaking trust
I obviously dated you for a reason. I'm too smart for you to play with my heart. If you want to walk all over someone, go find the Barbie look alike and fuck with her bleached roots.
Lying
Hey dumbass I've known you how long? I can obviously see right through you. Again, I'm too smart for these antics. If I'm not good enough, she looks like she can lie just as good as you.
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Pour me another Molson you Canadian bastard.
A Mets, Yankees, Cowboys, Penguins, or Rangers fan
Seriously my team pride is extremely strong. It's a no go if you even remotely respect these teams.
Disrespecting my family and friends
These people are my life. Fuck with them you're cut.
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- fewds.
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Yo ramen noodles
microwaved to my liking
no choice. it's college.
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- What I Lost and Want Back
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My virginity.
You promised to keep me safe and near. I was told you would never let me go. But, look. I'm all alone and it's starting to get cold. So if you could, can I have my innocence back?
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- This Poem Is Brought to You By the Letter S
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Softly singing she swiftly serenades Sav.
Smiling superficially.
Silently staring.
sadness surprises Sav.
sorry, said Sammy.
she sucks.
stupid Sav.
star struck since she said sayanora.
