There was that one time that I was followed by that trucker who, as it turns out just wanted to give me my murderous stalker back.

Tom Waits graffiti

Tom Waits: Observe.

Oh, they called her Rosie when she was a girl
For her bright red cheeks and her strawberry curls
When she would laugh the river would run
She said she'd be a comedian
Oh what a pity, oh what a shame
When she said, ‘come calling’, nobody came
Now her bright red cheeks are painted on
And she's laughing her head off in the Reeperbahn

-From Reeperbahn, by Tom Waits.

Parasite Brain

You have think clearly and rationally to make a decision, don't use your heart, it isn't properly equipped for the job.