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    • A 100-Word Texas Tall Tale: Swimming Bet

      • Plinky Challenge: Write a 100-word story using these words: envy, manatees, and Texas.


        Vegan California Roll in Rice Paper

        “What the hell’s a manatee? Why do they only reproduce every two years?”

        “A sea cow, gestation is 12 months. Back to Texas, if you envy corn-eating”

        “What the hell’s a sea cow?”

        “Mammals that live in the sea. There are three accepted species representing-”

        “What the hell’s a”

        “Look, let me out of the manacles and take the hotwheels out of your”

        “Wait, you said you can swim faster than a manatee in heat on its way to”

        “And I can, but Texas vegans”

        “Damn, intercourse once every two years?”

        This was going to be the best Halloween ever!

      • answered by durk on 09/25/2010
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    • A 100-Word Texas Tall Tale: Tristan Twisters Tackle Montrose Manatees

      • Plinky Challenge: Write a 100-word story using these words: envy, manatees, and Texas.


        Field Goal

        “Best kicker in history” said Cole Jackson. Two words: Foot Envy”

        “Here he goes”, said Jakey Qay.

        The Texas Tristan Twisters had just won their 5th Friday football game in a row against the undefeated Montrose Manatees. The Twisters were undefeated. Cole had scored at least one field goal in every game, 3 in game 2 and now 4 in one game. The team was on fire, Cole was on fire and everyone was celebrating at Twister’s Tastee Freeze. Cole was the best kicker in 7 states, and he like to let everyone know.

        I can even kick a manatee!!

      • answered by durk on 09/25/2010
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