• elzok
      • hello Elzo Kerstjens
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      • In response to: "What's the one thing you're never gonna give up?" Gi-ve... up? Give.. Up? Give up? Gee, I forgot. Can you fill me in please?
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    • ONLY five words to describe myself?

      • I took the challenge to describe my own personality using only five words.
        I dare you to do the same!


        Tugboat

        Competitive tugboat, chuckling Arapaima, dreamplayer.

      • answered by elzok on 10/10/2011
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    • Who I'd be jamming with

      • I suggest you immediately open a new tab and YouTube the following:
        * Jelly Roll Morton and his red hot peppers Wild man blues
        * The White stripes: My doorbell
        * Caro Emerald: You don't love me
        * Buena Vista Social Club: (any song's worth listening)


        Hmm.

        When I think about cool guitar sounds I think about The White Stripes.
        I adore the touchy dissonant and ritmic melodies of The White Stripes. YOU KNOW.... Jack and Meg White who scored hits like 'Seven Nation Army' and my personal favorite 'My Doorbell'.
        So, If I would be jamming on the guitar I'd sure love to be strumming next to The White Stripes.

        Otherwise, Jazz-wise, I'd love to be part of a Big Band group. Ideally that would be with Jelly Roll Morton and his Red Hot Peppers, but as that all happened way before my time I don't see that happening. Same with the Buena Vista Social Club, where I'd just tap a bongo to just be part of the group, smile and wade in the Cuban musical vibe.

        For a sleek and more realistic alternative I really would want to dive into a blasting performance together with Caro Emerald. I love her music, catchy tunes and retro jazz sound.

      • answered by elzok on 10/09/2011
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    • God's Human race re-designer

      • On the 9th day, the re-designer revised God's work and he started to complain about the mistakes God had made on the Human race...


        "Hmm... Let's get to work. So, God, listen up...:"

        "I would first of all give human kind it's tail back, just to spice up fashion and who knows sports! Men could finally hold a beer without using their hands or a lame drinking helmet and women could use their tail to... Uhm, hmm maybe it's better humans don't get a tail.

        Well second of all human kind should be able to fly, that's a must as you can see we really need faster, cleaner and more efficient ways of transport. We need huge angelic wings that allow us to fly to wherever we want! The pure symbol of complete freedom which will allow us to take better care of ourselves and of the world! But, if we have wings on earth ... Which bonus do we get in Heaven then? Gosh, I don't want to be disappointed in Heaven... Let's cut the wings for now and save them for when we are up in the sky hanging out with God himself.

        Grrr, this is getting harder than I thought.
        So what about our teeth, we should have awesome fangs and sharp teeth that allow us to eat our food faster, better and defend ourselves from larger creatures on a natural way. Yeah that's cool! We would be top of the food chain, real hunters and feared creatures in the jungle! Like Wolverine from the X-men roaring and getting our share of the daily hunt! It would be kinda hard to kiss each other, or other things we would like our partner to do with their mouth, as the fangs are in the way for the soft and voluptuous lips to reach ours. Darn it let's drop the fangs and just stay with our normal teeth!

        Ok, but what if we could.... regenerate!! That's it. Regeneration, pure creation on it's best!! We would never get sick, have no scars and practically live forever! Oh wait, there we go... Live forever huh... Nah that's not a good idea neither, how would we ever die and go to Heaven then? Ok that one's excluded as well.

        What if we just give ONE human being all the Überpowers the superman flying powers and the ability to cure everyone and fly and whatever... We'll call him the son of God and he can show everyone the real reason why we are on earth without using his powers... Oh wait, been there, done that and bought the t-shirt. Jesus beat us to it!

        Ok I give up: We shouldn't change the way we are..."

        "Humans are looking like just the right way they should be looking like. No matter if you're having an extra big fang, a hairy ass, short legs, flappy arms or a killer nose. It's always designed, just right!"

        And God said to the re-designer??
        "Woooott Congratz mate ^^!.... let's go to the other galaxy!"



      • answered by elzok on 04/05/2011
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    • My Name, the Origin of "Elzo"

      • The requests in this article to post any comments on his name are to be taken serious.

        Please help Elzo find the true meaning of his name.Or at least, cheer him up and post a nice explanation on what you think it means!


        Now there's an interesting story I guess...

        "Elzo" Yeah Google it, and you will go: WTF ROFLMAO GTFO! Actually a lot of people are named Elzo, all over the world and even company names start with Elzo: In France, Germany, the Netherlands, the USA, Brazil, Italy and even a video game character is called 'Ezlo'... But seriously now, what does it mean?!?

        People often tell me: "What a nice name, I've never heard it before. Where does it come from and what does it mean?". If I could respond to that question in two simple answers than all of the fun would be out of the name I guess.

        Of course I have been asking my mother how it happened. Who gave me my unique name. It's the story that everyone shares in common: If it is a girl, the mother can give 'her' a name. If it's a boy the father can name 'him'.

        So I'm a guy, that means my dad named me Elzo. He chose this name because he said he knew a guy once, an old friend of his, who was named Elzo. He liked the name so much he decided to name his son like that.

        Well that's so far as I've heard from my mom, I actually never really asked my dad. I should do that one day right? But still. What the "F" does my name mean?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?

        I believe the name is so rare, it's just nice to get some extra attention from curious people who ask you about your name's origin. But the exact meaning well... It still stays veiled in mystery, even to myself. I've tried to look for the meaning of it and unfortunately could never succeed to find it.

        So in this specific case, dear reader and hopefully future lightbringer: If you know the meaning of my name. Please post a comment with a link or an explanation!!?! And for the fun if you really have a gut feeling on what it means, just make up something. You might write some name history here!

      • answered by elzok on 04/02/2011
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