This ad totally ripped off the old Instagram logo.

A print of your Instagram photo for example.

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-Stupidity of politicians and their much more stupid voters
-How come shopping for women is taking so much time than a average Buddhist meditating in Shaolin Temple
-What is the logic of that moron who adjusts taxes for booze and cigarettes? Feels like I owe him a punch in the face
-Hooligans. They tend to riot over streets for their football team but not when government raises gas prices, electricity and public transport?!
-Who is buying those rap albums mainly oriented with: bitches hoes in da club lots of money I got.
-Why women fall in love with douchebags
-How many years it will take us to realise we're the only nation on Planet Earth.

• Passport and driving license
• Mobile phone - you know for GPS purposes etc.
• Roadmap
• Company - Not more than 4 including the driver and right ppl to travel with
• Laptop - in case of taking notes by some inspiration
• Camera - to make it unforgettable
• Water bottles and a portable cooler - to be able to store them in trunk
• Food - chocolate, so still you can spontaneously stop by local road restaurants and try something new (food depends on route though)
• Suncream - a must have if it's a convertible auto
• Music
• Engine ingredients - no matter how reliable vehicle you have
• Sunglasses + backup clothes maybe
• Credit card
• No books - if you don't want to enjoy the view and company stay home right
• And most of all a destination worth the time taken

Beach-Volleyball

I like football, not the American version, real one.
My favourite teams are Galatasaray, Manchester United and Dynamo Kyiv
I actually like watching sports from Le Tour De France to F1. Especially beach volley it's more fun than football if you're not watching it from telly.

This is something you can easily find in the streets of any Mediterranean country. Fresh and natural!

1. if you want to stay warm you need to be warm in mind. Something you already know If you're living in a country famous with it's cold weather.
Don't fight against cold - is the first thing I do. I mean you can't live thinking how cold it is and how badly affecting your life. Yes it can be very challenging to keep being the master of your mind when weather is -22C or more.

2. You don't have to wear thick but provide resistance against cold. By that I mean keeping body temperature inside as much you can. Okay we can't go outside with professional skiing suit, that's why I used -as much you can- because the resistance with our daily clothes will have it's limit in time and in the open. Also thermal inner liners another choice.

3. Old fashioned but a hip flask, yes. Cognac or something strong like that helps you feel warm. Careful there alcohol actually enlarges blood lines which lowers body endurance to cold. So the best way to consume I figured by years is taking a sip or two and absolutely not drinking like in bar.

Ice flakes

The world we live in isn't going anywhere in the way of good - I'm sorry but it isn't. Each year worst things will happen so long as we people keep ignoring our surroundings and acting like we're the only ones living.

You don't have to be an oracle or something to see that. Just look at the people's new years resolution, full of "me", selfish, probably the same resolution from previous year and most likely lack of vision.

I understand the personal issues, after all we all have a unique life going on but for all the good things we've seen in our lives If we can't give something back to our world as an appreciation, nothing is going to be different than last year.

I mean how many of us planted a single tree last year for example?

I'm not so good catching up with latest novels however I take advantage of not having a telly and my daily read list already full with stuff about my work. There's no actual reading list me has you see.

So if I have to make a "winter reading list"
- Brief Interviews with Hideous Men from David Foster Wallace
- Something from Niccolo Machiavelli. Hopefully this time my father won't think that I got a Machiavelli book for him and it will be in my flat lol
- Something from The Guardian's "The 100 greatest non-fiction books" list

PC

I remember very clear, in 1999 we had a dial-up internet subscription at home and I was 14 years old. To prevent the massive land-line phone bills I was able to use internet for a limited time but at least daily.

Those times I had no idea what to do with internet, simply there were no one to use and communicate via emails in my class this is also how Google+ users feeling today I bet. Anyway it is also when I first met with spam mails lol.
But I figured quickly what to do with it, Yahoo provided a website building service called Geocities and I was trying to make a website about planes putting their photos and their specifications... Planes were just a tool to learn the process of building web pages you know, I was curious about both internet and computers. Too bad I didn't have any bright idea rather then some stupid plane.
And problem of those days there were not much of websites to visit, imagine no Facebook, Twitter or Tumblr.. so I visited Metallica's website daily -with my weak English (still weak lol) with a dictionary in my other hand (yes, no Google Translate or on-line dictionaries either) and like it was going to make a difference knowing that they will have a concert in Austin TX assuming you're 14 yo and living on the other side of the world comparing to concert location lol
Wow It's been twelve years, that curiosity brought me a computer engineering degree. And I don't seem to regret it.

Quiet simple I just take a shower.
To turn this into a comfy zone you can try a dim light, a calming music (if you're not ok with silence at that moment) grabbing a bottle of cold beer or a cup of coffee and if you have any power left to read something you may try reading anything but horrible news. And ofc no telly.
That's what I do. Aint much anything else to do anyway lol

It was like 8 years ago I have seen some of them in person. One of us lost his mother and we had to pay a visit you know.

I remember my old classmates, can't count them all and neither their surnames now.. I have never traced them to catch up with, nor I did within Facebook. It doesn't mean I don't like them, If I ever have to attend high-school again I would make sure of same school and same ppl in the class. Oh and same teachers if It's possible. I didn't like most of those neither they liked me, either way they couldn't like some rebel or can they :)
Anyway I just hope my old friends are all fine where ever they are.

cousins

Two free tickets sounded me something unplanned, and I'm okay with that. But the world has too many wonderful places to go, visit and stay. Too difficult to decide in this case.
So I would just take my cousin and use tickets on where ever she wanted to see. She a good mate to travel with. Honestly I would take my ex-roomie but he's far far away living in Canada now hehehe..
And I have no clue what city my cousin would like to see I better ask tho.

Sunbed. Station 3

Film genre, which I don't like. Usually bad acted and populist films.

How ever I do believe real romance is nothing like what modern society taught us. It can not be manufactured, i.e watching DVDs and drinking wine isn't.
Something rather simple and sweet that reminds your partner why he/she fell in love with you.

1 I like the heater that keeps my flat warm..
2 I missed my parents, cousins etc
3 Me likes chocolate
4 Chocolate is a gift from gods if there is proper brew along with it
5 I need to see my doc for the healthy of my eyes
6 Life is a bitch but there must be a reason of my existence
7 Black is not a colour of nature
8 Telling lies should be in job description of politicians
9 Our lives fulfilled by idiotic rules by governments schools and religions
10 Better I get my lunch instead listing stuff like girls do..

Listening to music

I like playing PC games, but not like a geek but I just play one or two games daily for few hours. I like it and I do it to keep my mind busy mayb I just like challenges who knows..

And music ofc. There two conditions music is not playing either I'm sleeping or playing a game lol

Third one quiet difficult to say, I'm not so sure or dunno what to tell. Photography but been a while I didn't practice it. Booze.. that's not a hobby. Films but everybody likes films and I'm not actor what do I mean films..lol Well I can't remember my third hobby. Mayb reading a book but you know I'm not sincere about it.

Walking from Garsington

I believe it could be the best motivation to start doing things like hitting road with a world map and a backpack on you...

Abandoned building that sounds like in the city yes they are creepy! But an abandoned house middle of nowhere not that creepy just interesting, and makes me think what happened to people who used to live there..

If you're not a junky, architect or civil engineer there can be nothing to see inside abandoned buildings don't you agree?
I have seen a lot of them and to be honest all buildings in Eastern Europe some what creepy.. lol

For me there is no clock limit like 2pm-8pm nor I prefer to call myself night person or morning person but, when ever I take a shower or having a bath, I feel very creative and productive. New things, ideas are always come to my mind in the shower, it is sort of my temple where I judge and decide stuff lol

Hot dog competition

Never.. I can't eat in a given time. As a matter of fact i think it's ridiculous.

Motto

Live fast die young!

Russian
Turkish
English
And of course fluent in Sarcasm.

Also i would love to speak italian. And feels like i will also need Norwegian one day :)

What about you?

Me likes sharks so if i have to pick a wild animal as pet this could be it. A shark. i dont wanna think what impacts it could bring on my lifestyle since this is quiet no more than a fantasy. But surely i would need a big big aquarium lol

# Crying babies - Because it's unbelievably annoying.
# Slow walkers - Late to your date? Sorry I'm gone already.
# Bad smell - I can't seem to stand next to someone who does nor there is a piece of earth I could share with those. I don't say they should have been using a tiny shiny bottled perfume this is about self cleaning.
# People who live in the future or past - What's wrong with the moment?!
# Geeks with their sci-fi language - Remember a guy came up to you talking about made-up unreal races, stars and battles..stuff and never shut up? Yeah I just wanna slap them in the face.
# People who are too naive - They believe what ever you say or things they hear.
# People who gets drunk easily - And those usually tend to do stupid things in the place where you are in public.. Wanna know someone better? Roll some drink with them that's actually a rule of mine about not having drinks with everyone but particular people whom I prefer to get wasted with.

I can continue like that.. really it's not difficult for me to list what I don't have patience for. :)
What about things you have no patience for?

celly
keys
headphone - hard to live without music
an ID - prolly driving license
and my photo camera

It would be the sound of The Doors that i'm most definitely sure of.