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      • In response to: "Even if you aren't a chef, what's your favorite dish to prepare?" Belgian waffles, real professional Belgian-style, not the quick American waffles that are actually no more than waffle-shaped pancakes.
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    • The Letter S: A Poem

      • Beware, what follows can only be described as silly, stupid and substandard. Blame Plinky, not me!


        Quill and ink well at the State House

        Sing sad songs,
        So sad, so sad.
        Spread sillyness,
        Sad sillyness.
        Somber sillyness.

        Students study soulful Sylabi.
        Sacred saints,
        Sordid songs.
        Shower singing.
        Sexual.
        Sensual.
        Singing sensations.

        Spearhead spirituality!
        Save souls!
        Save shoeless soles.
        Sacred sanctuary.

      • answered by es1982 on 08/05/2010
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    • L-less Lesbians

      • Once upon a time in a country far far away there was a young maiden named Jane. Everybody adored her. Boys wanted to date her, but for some reason she was not interested. Even when Brad Pitt came into town, she found her eye wandering to his wife. She did not understand what she was, or perhaps refused to say it in front of others.

        One day, she became infatuated with a woman named Marcia and the two had sex. "This was just a one time thing," Jane said. "I am not a... Not a..."

        "You can't even say the damn word," said Marcia. "You are what I am. A..."

        "No, don't say it," Jane interrupted, anxious of what might happen if she heard the word.

        "Give me a ring when you come out. Before then, I don't want to have anything to do with you," announced Marcia. She got dressed and started opening the door, then gave Jane another chance. "Come on. Your window won't be open much more."

        Jane said nothing. Marcia went out the door and never turned her head back. Jane regretted her decision the moment she made it, but did not have the courage to change it.

        The End.

        And that, my friends, was a story about lesbians not only without the L-Word, but also without the L-Letter.

      • answered by es1982 on 02/11/2010
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    • My First Year As Prime Minister

      • Finally, a Plinky prompt that has something to do with politics!

        Here are two things I'd definitely achieve within my first year as prime minister of Israel. After all, this is a fantasy and in my fantasy my party, the Real Achievements Party, has 80 seats in the Knesset, so I have no problem passing all of my initiatives.


        Opening up the media market
        Until now, Israeli TV has been based on the public service concession model, where only a certain number of companies have the right to have television channels. I passed a law making television channels license-based, meaning that anyone who is financially capable of establishing a channel now can get one.


        Civil Marriage
        Marriage in Israel is no longer exclusively in the hands of the Orthodox Rabbinate for Jews and other religious authorities for members of other religions. From now on, you can be married by judges and other public officials. Also, Reform, Conservative and other non-Orthodox rabbis can perform weddings.


      • answered by es1982 on 01/21/2010
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    • I Like Keyboards. Do you?

      • Plinky asks: Do you prefer writing on paper or a keyboard?


        Worker using a non ergonomic keyboard

        There's nothing like being able to instantly edit whatever you are writing. You suddenly think of something you should have written between two sentences or noticed a typo? No, problem. Just go back and fix it!

        I have no problem with writing on paper, but writing stuff up on the computer is much better.

      • answered by es1982 on 05/10/2009
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    • Mitzi Nostalgia

      • Does Plinky permit more than one response to each prompt? We'll find out now, as I post a follow-up to a previous answer where I chose "Miss Nelson Is Missing", but also mentioned various other children's books, including "Tell Me a Mitzi".

        There was something strangely enjoyable about these physically ugly characters. I don't remember what the hell the story was, but I remember I loved the drawings.

      • answered by es1982 on 04/05/2009
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