I would rather be super intelligent. Intelligence last where looks fade with time.
Would you rather be super intelligent or extremely good looking?

I think my special power would be my awesomeness.

I'm going to give you a few minutes to really take that in

Alright time is up. Actually, this question has plagued my mind since I was a child. Many night's sleep were lost to this question. What super power would I have if I were a superhero? I could simply dodge the question by saying "If I had a super power I would have no choice in the matter. I would just be born with it!" That's no fun, though. One problem is that marvel has take just about every super power imaginable. So, no matter what I get I would probably have to pay royalties to them. I always wanted to be Wolverine! With his metal claws and what not. He seemed really cool. Now I realize that all he can really do is kill people, and that doesn't appeal to me. Some of the early Christians brought people back from the dead. And healed people....maybe Christianity is the real super power...just saying.

I think I would like to make food appear out of thin air! Think about all the starving people we could help that way! I would like that....and to fly! I would want to help people, no matter what power I had. I think that's the most important thing. It doesn't matter how much you have to offer, it's how you use what you have. Good or evil! It's your choice.

So, what superpower would you have if you were a super hero? Would you use it for good or evil?

Alaskan Coastal Brown bear.....16

Well, Plinky this isn't exactly a question but I'll give it a shot...

Two cops, Bruce and Gary, sitting in a patrol car on a Alaskan highway. It's rush hour, an average of one car every 1 1/2 hour.

[Gary is a younger man...he's a curious character, who I don't even know much about myself. So, you're getting to know him at the same rate I am.]

"Hey, Bruce."

[Bruce is an older man, who only knows what he hears on Fox News.]

"Yes."

"Have you ever eaten falafel?"

"No. What is it? Sounds foreign."

[I'm writing it down as soon as it hits me, so bear with me.]

"I think it's like a...Palestinian Pancake. I hear they're pretty good."

"Yeah, maybe to a progressive!"

"You can like foreign food and still be republican...just saying."

"You know who else believed that non sense?!"

"Who?"

"Carl Marx!"

"....."

"You know who that is, boy?"

"Father of modern communism."

"That's right! He's a no good scoundrel of a man!"

[Silence]

"Yep, right on schedule," thought Gary. Every day around 3:00 Bruce gets angry about Communism and ends the conversation. It was that time again.

I know the title said Alaskan Policemen, and I know this may sound more like Texas than Alaska. But I'm sure it could happen. If you wrote a dialogue between two Alaskan policemen how would it go? please
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oh and you're probably wondering why there is a picture of a grizzly bear...well they are the biggest threat to American independence :D haha Peace