• farahonfire
      • hello Farah M
      • Username: farahonfire
      • In response to: "Who are you?" i'm a writer, a dreamer; a wisher, a thinker; awkward, impatient; imperfect.
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    • My Thoughts on the Death Penalty

      • no, not at all. no crime deserves a death penalty - who are you to judge whether or not someone should die? lock them up for life, do whatever you want, but when you decide to execute someone, you're making a decision that isn't yours to make.

      • answered by farahonfire on 08/12/2010
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    • swear words fuck yeah

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        because i use them too much to be con. also, they're so overused that they've lost any shock value. when someone says the word 'fuck' now, it's no more offensive (to me, at least) than when someone says 'what'.

      • answered by farahonfire on 08/12/2010
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    • the one(s) who got away

      • the one who got away? there are so many answers to this. the most obvious being a boy, of course; the second most obvious being the bazillions of ideas that constantly run through my mind, only to run right back out of it as soon i have access to a computer / notebook / napkin. i mean, fml on that one for sure. i could be a great, published author by now - the next jk rowling, i'd even venture to say - if only those squillions of ideas had just fucking stayed in my head.

        loljk, but it could have been good.

      • answered by farahonfire on 08/12/2010
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    • You've got something on your face... oh, wait, never mind, it's a zit.

      • People say it's easy to get someone's attention. Flirt a little in front of them, make a snarky comment, state your very outspoken views on something loud enough for them to hear you so that they will invariably join the conversation with either an "Amen, sistah" or "Fuck you! Disturbed is awesome!" to which you respond either "Yeah, I know, they are awful aren't they?" or "What the fuck, are you fucking deaf? They're horrible, sound like cats being killed." (If you're talking about Disturbed. Who, for the record, suck monkey balls. Just so you know.)
        Those are the good ways.
        I have discovered, however, that the most common way I get peoples' attention is by shoving my foot firmly down my throat (and no, I do not mean literally. You'd have to have a pretty non-existent gag reflex / intense flexibility for that, and I know I don't have the latter; haven't tested out the former, though). At any rate, I'm more likely to get someone's attention by making an irreparable social blunder than by making a witty comment.
        So, I'm talking to this guy, right? This acquaintance of mine; not a close friend, don't know him all that well. So, we're talking, having a pretty decent conversation about, oh, I don't even remember what. I think it was something about school. Most likely about school, complaining about the workload, the early hours, something like that. So we're talking, la di dah, when I lean forwards suddenly and spot something on his face. A little dot of red on his chin, and I figure it's pizza sauce because we've just been eating pizza. Thinking, you know, I'll be nice, let him know, I tell him "Hey, you've got a little something on your chin." He reaches up to rub his chin, see what it is, and his fingers fall on the offending mark. "This?" he asks, to which I respond affirmatively with a nod of my head, and he sighs. "That's a pimple, dude." It effectively caught his attention. It also effectively lost it. And he was cute, too.
        So, yeah, excuse me while I go die.

      • answered by farahonfire on 10/02/2009
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