Sarah Ferguson - Plinky Answers

If only Edinburgh were in Shetland...

2009-05-07T17:19:15-05:00

I love the sea, but it never seems as nice when it isn't Shetland. Weird, huh? Maybe I'm just in love with the Shetland Isles.

When I can afford it, pasta with butter is a tasty 'broke meal'

2009-05-05T08:27:05-05:00

Day 356 / 365 - Salami, cheese & Pasta

My meal...is non existent. I don't eat.
But, if I do have enough money to scrape together, I usually have pasta with butter and salt.
It tastes good! Really. I don't have scurvy.

LOLCATZ scare me. Cats will rule the world. So, I surrender.

2009-05-05T08:23:59-05:00

Cats are quiet. I can be alone with a cat. Dogs are like family members...I love them, but don't want to see them all the time.
Cats agree.
They're also going to rule the world, if LOLCATZ has anything to do with it.

My shoes are telling dirty lies.

2009-05-05T08:22:20-05:00

My shoes would tell you I'm a healthy, active person who likes going for long muddy walks and doesn't use tennis shoes for tennis.

This is wrong. Go for one walk...and everyone thinks you're healthy. *sigh*
:)

My life so far...hasn't really started.

2009-05-05T08:20:36-05:00

At 19, I feel like this is an easy question. I was born, brought up, went to school, and now I'm at uni. Done!

I find people who enjoy Lady Gaga very offensive. Ugh.

2009-05-05T08:16:17-05:00

Spitting
It's disgusting.

Enjoying Lady GaGa
Just plain wrong. Her music offends me.

Interrupting someone in the middle of a story
It really hurts my feelings if it happens to me...

Bullying.
I was bullied, so bullies offend me. Simple.

Bad manners
P's and Q's are important. I'm less likely to like you if you are always vulgar.

People who can't write proper sentences...
I know, I know...my sentences aren't all that great. But if someone comments kEwL on my page, or something, I feel like strangling them.

The next scene features lots of sex? Maybe not.

2009-04-16T10:55:59-05:00

I'm going to a beach to swim. Sound like fun? It's Scotland, and not that warm. I'm also getting a tattoo of the Danish flag, taking part in 4/20 (Oh, yes.) smoking a lot, and re reading all the books on my shelf. Oh dear, not that exciting. Lots of sex? and...eh...damn it. I like a nice cup of tea. Go watch someone else's story.

If only I could cut out the movie scenes in Zelda, I could complete it in three hours.

2009-04-16T10:49:33-05:00

Seriously. I'm one of those proper Zelda geeks. Just don't look like one. Is that a bonus? Still waters run deep? Hmmm.

I will stand here naked until...

2009-04-11T14:45:42-05:00

Heh, persuasion.
Either that or...
I will wail like a paid mourner until you give me what I want.

The worst haiku ever.

2009-04-09T13:01:19-05:00

Alone in a crowd,
Remember your pink pants,
"Sapporo Time", no?

Who needs a hall of fame? I want a PALACE of fame.

2009-04-07T12:34:41-05:00

Ladybird's Royal Wedding

I have published poetry... when I was 12.
I was also on a televised spelling competition...and Swedish TV...
However, if you google my name, you get this.

I use my mad raving skillz to help the environment

2009-04-07T12:30:27-05:00

When I go to raves, I use glowsticks instead of...eh...torches!

Shazam! Magic Business Card.

2009-04-07T12:29:12-05:00

The Amazing Sarah Ferguson - Writer and Painter extraordinaire, and general cool person. Laughs in the face of capitalism by refusing to sell things! Mwahahaha...

Donald Trump is someone I admire

2009-04-07T12:27:07-05:00

Donald Trump
His hair! Oh my lord, if I had hair like that, I'm sure I would be super sexy.

David Bowie
His voice...his songs...his eyes...
*shivers*

Ben & Jerry
Dang, they make good ice cream :)

Stuck in an elevator with Carl Sagan

2009-04-02T17:56:18-05:00

Carl Sagan
I really want to learn more about the other dimensions. And hypercubes. His voice is so sooooothing...
"This is flatland..."

Someone with moderate ukulele skills (and an ukulele)
Well, they can strum along to Carl's voice. :)

Robert Downey Jr
Well, emmm...okay, he is too good looking. Maybe I wouldn't be able to restrain myself.
He could face the wall.

I get my news from I don't get the news. Literally, don't get it.

2009-03-31T07:11:44-05:00

I could eat nothing but Sainsbury's stir in sauces FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

2009-03-30T10:37:42-05:00

Conchiglie

Conchiglie with Sainsbury's Tomato and Mascarpone stir-in. Already spent two months eating it...could go for a year!

Zombies! Kill Yourself!

2009-03-30T09:40:19-05:00

Fulfil the bucket list, then overdose on something nice. Don't like the thought of being alive after a disaster, and I'm not the kind who'll fight...
Unless I'm in a shopping centre where they have ULTRA SIZED MOWERS. I'll mow those bitches down. HA!

The Horse and His Boy brings me back

2009-03-30T09:34:36-05:00

Long hot days in my granny's house (avoiding the sun, of course)

Avoiding drama at my mum's house

Escaping to somewhere hot, beautiful and real.

Sony Reader, please, please, please?

2009-03-24T06:52:51-05:00

Sony e-Reader

I want a Sony Reader. The thought of being able to read on a thing so beautifully designed gives me shivers...

My bucket list is maybe a wee bit controversial...

2009-03-23T19:38:47-05:00

Take some illegal drugs
heck, I need to try this stuff sometime. Why not before I die?

Write two wills, and hide one.
I always think contested wills are rather funny. Kinda like a plot from Dickens...

Smash a window of a shop
I love the sound of breaking glass ♫♫
Too many things are taboo in our society, I think.

Run naked in the city
It's nice to feel free...

Fall asleep under a blossoming cherry tree
I always wanted to do this, but the weather here is always so miserable!

Edinburgh made me homesick. As usual.

2009-03-23T17:38:02-05:00

The weather today. It was sunny, but a wee bit cold! Made me want to go home to Inverness :(