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- In response to: "What is the one thing you consistently spill on yourself?" the glory
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- tongue? check! teeth? check! .. .. .. uvula? .. .. .. CHECK!
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the tongue, teeth, and uvula .. .. except more cartoonie and commercial-friendly-looking
Day 98- Anatomy of a Sore Throat
best
logo
EVER!
i mean, if i have a company, then i'm selling a consumable product or service, and nothing screams consumption like the human mouth
(refer to any american obesity chart on google images)
no, really
when someone gets an acute understanding of the relationship between food and survival (i.e. when y'all's hungry and shit), BOOM! food goes into the mouth
the same goes for water
hell, when two people decide that they (however temporarily or permanently) are essential for their mutual survival, they PUT EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS *IN* EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS!
this logo preys mercilessly on oral fixation -- instant association between relief (survival-driven, sex-driven, .. .. pile-driven) and whatever bullshit i'm peddling
and i guarantee that after trying my product, any customer would look like that photo
(nevermind that the caption says "sore throat")
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point for me!
(oh, and i missed my plinky birthday last week -- i've officially been here a year! yay! plinky's held my interest for longer than most of my ex-girlfriends have! wheeeeeee!)
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- there's not enough nuprin in the world after an hour of avatar
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imax .. .. ..
3-D .. .. ..
15 years in the making .. .. ..
and how might i sum it all up in two words?
dog shit
christiana and i lasted about one hour into the screening, and then (probably) became the only 2 people in america to get up and walk out on that horrendously awful movie called "Avatar"
for a brief plot synopsis, i think avatarsucks.com said it best when they took the synopsis from disney's pocahontas and crossed out the disney character names, substituting those of avatar's characters in their places
anyhoo, the headache that was brought on by 60 minutes of this boring-ass garbage disappeared after about 3 beers, 4 shots of jager, and 3 screwdrivers
and the moral of the avatar story, thirty bucks later? to achieve one-ness with nature like the na'vi have, one must simply treat one's favorite animals in a manner similar to the way a dominatrix treats her favorite bisexual mama's boy loveslave
well shit, i already knew that .. .. X_x
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- it's the LIGHTNING ROUND FOR CAVEMEN!!!!
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the bills
ike toss bills
never see again
happy ike
my ex's ripped-up lacy undergarments
ah, was much fun but no need new gf to see
then no need say "i forgot they there!"
ruin mood
x_x
roommate (temporarily)
he need get out once in while
he score over 100 points in john madden 2k8
no need be able to do that
be free
giant skull-and-crossbones flag
wait, giant pirate flag awesome!
scratch from list .. .. ..
pamphlet about how to care for chinchillas
stupid dainty critters
no worth barbeque
no can even make measley loincloth from one
get _real_ pet, like mastodon
ook! ook!
homemade soap
turned out more like homemade poopcake
smash with club
soap destroy ike musk anyway .. .. ..
yellow pages
ike have android phone now
refrigerator
ike live in refrigerator as is .. .. .. it called pittsburgh
besides, need make room for reindeer carcasses and mr coffee
ugh! glog!
silverware
reduce chance ike pass out drunk on something pointy
and ike need bite larger than fork provide -- what me look like? doctor to you?
how domesticated!
me laugh at fork .. .. ..
stuffed teddy bear
*sniff*
remind me of first pet grizzly
i miss you ooga!
*sniff*
never again .. .. ..
adam laroche jersey
we trade him away
pirates trade all talent away
stupid, stupid pirates
piano
often mistake for late, late dinner when drunk
look like 88-tooth tiger
be so embarrassing to explain to gastroenterologist why eat piano
not need deal with that shit
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- i'll have a jack-and-peroxide, please
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are you ready for?
are you ready for some foot?
ball ball ball ball ball?!?!?!
ok i don't really watch tv, unless it's football or hockey
generally speaking i'm much more an investigator and a transmitter than i am a receiver -- i don't receive information, i go get information, and then i relay it to others (or keep it to myself)
people at work are all like "did you see lost last night?" and i'll be like "nope, i was outside climbing mt washington in the 10-degree snow with my girlfriend" (or, negative-12 degree, depending on where you are .. .. .. pittsburgh's climate is damn near the same as lithuania's)
i'd watch the news, but the last thing i heard was "some crazy person from wilkinsburg stabbed a pregnant lady and then carved up the baby inside"
thank you for that, tv
thank you
i figure soon that there'll be enough quality, free stuff to watch on the internet (if you're into that sorta thing) that the television networks will be run out of business anyhoo
*sigh*
ok, i'll leave you with this:
last week i had a nasty headcold -- sore throat, super-stuffy nose (the type where you feel like you really need to pop your ears all the time), the works .. .. .. so last weekend i got _sloshed_ (twice) and gargled with 3% peroxide in the morning
i have no cold this week
by making my body completely inhospitable to sustaining any sort of life, i more or less murdered every living _cell_ in my head
that's how you show a cold who's boss
(though i won't be held responsible if you damage yourself doing this, mind you!)
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two words: circuit board
all the way around my arm: top, bottom, sides .. .. ..
and then, on top of that and also wrapping around all sides of that arm, a translucent DNA double-helix
or how about a picture of outer space where there's a black hole in the middle, and musical notes on a staff are being pulled into it in a sort of spiraling, coiling and unstable orbit
or maybe, "THUG LIFE" tattooed across my incisors .. .. .. ?
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