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- Fool me twice, shame on me, just like the first time you fooled me.
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Well, one Christmas, my brother Ryan took one of Abbie's (my niece) diapers and wrapped it and gave it too me as a present... and it wasn't a clean diaper... and it wasn't just yellow... it was fully loaded.
Then, a few years later, Ryan came to me at Christmas and said "Hey, how about we pull a prank this Christmas on Jonny (my other brother) this year?" I thought it would be great so I said sure. This was the plan: Ryan would take two diapers, one would have poo in it, and one would have my Christmas present in it. Ryan would then talk to Jonny and tell him that he was pulling a prank on me, and that he would give us both (Jonny and I) a diaper-present and that Jonny's gift would be in my diaper and that poo would be in his. At this point, Ryan explained to Jonny that I would probably not take the present, thinking I was getting duped again and Jonny would offer to open it for me. I would obviously decline the offer, now thinking it was all planned and I would proceed to open my present... which had the poo in it. However, as Ryan explained that he would explain this to Jonny, he said that he would actually give me the diaper with my present and then Jonny would get the poo. Jonny would be more than happy to open his diaper, because he would think that it contained his present. (that took a long time to explain, but that was the plan Ryan presented to me in it's entirety)
That was the plan that Ryan proposed to me, and sadly, I fell for it. As it turned out, the real prank was one me (again). The real plan was like this: Ryan would wrap two diapers, one with my gift, and one with chocolate. I would get my gift on Christmas day, Jonny would offer to take my diaper, I would decline, and then, after I had opened my present, Jonny would open his and start to EAT THE "POO"! I of course jumped up from my chair and yelled for him to stop, but a few moments later, I learned that I had been tricked again, and I would still end up seeking revenge next Christmas.
