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- If I were president, I would have a better cabinet than you
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Bill Pullman, Secretary of Killing Alien Invaders From Outer Space
If you've ever seen the inspiring speech he gave as the president of the United States in "Independence Day," you don't have …
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- If it ain't Boyz II Men, Journey or Kelly Clarkson, I won't sing it to drunk people
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- Boyz II Men by The End of the Road
- I performed this song at a karaoke bar with three male coworkers, with whom I shared a cubicle affectionately known as "The Man Cube."…
The first time I ever sang karaoke as an adult, I realized something about myself: I feel naked when singing without a guitar strapped to me. (…
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- Apparently, working four hours a week requires being an a**hole
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I started reading "The 4-Hour Workweek" at the suggestion of a dear friend who read and enjoyed it. I'd heard a little bit of buz…
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- Fly me to San Diego
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I'm getting a little tired of the cold, dreary winter days we've been having at home. (Ed. note: It hasn't been that bad. Grant is …
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- Jackie "Moms" Mabley would be the star of my ideal Super Bowl halftime show
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Jackie "Moms" Mabley
If there's anything sports fans love, it's edgy racial comedy from a tired-looking dead woman. But seriously, she was amazing.
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- If I were an overnight thousandaire
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Even though my CD shelves are bursting at the seams, I would probably go on a mad rampage at a decent indie record store like Rasputin's or…
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- The Sponge does not wear tights
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As previously mentioned, I'm a huge fan of Batman. While older incarnations of Batman wore what could be described as tights, his modern ou…
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- Nothing funny happened on the way to the Forum
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Thank goodness for Rick Steves and his sensible European guide books (and his even more sensible earth-toned clothing). Without Steves' pra…
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- The road to adulthood is paved with berber carpet
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There's no single "Wonder Years"-like moment that I recall making a grand shift from boy to man, but rather a series of little st…
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- Batman would definitely be in my hip-hop posse
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Batman
I think this one's pretty obvious.
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- Three songs for cruising in the automobile
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- Honk + Wave by Limbeck
- For one, this song is about hitting the open road. Additionally, the album came out around the time I was interning at Paste magazine, and my r…
For a long time, I've viewed the car as basically a stereo with wheels. Road trips up and down the state when I was in college only reinfor…
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