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- Phil McGraw will get my back
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Phil McGraw
Well I figure if I gotta have a gang, it's good to have Dr. Phil as my homie. He can be our stand-by gang member in case the fighting and s…
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- I'm on fire
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Once there was a fire in the neighbor's apartment and we were all called down to the street in the middle of the night while the firemen wo…
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- Gimme five minutes with Tom Cruise
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Seriously, what's wrong? Between you and me I don't think your religion is even a religion..it's more like something taken out of a…
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- My journey
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I chose to do certain things and I chose not to do other things and then I bought milk. How about you?
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- I find When people jump ahead in the line offensive
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When people jump ahead in the line
I've been waiting for 15 minutes to get to pay for all the crap that I don't really need and then some lady skips right ahead of me cos…
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- I can explain
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I am so sorry, I didn't mean to be so late. The thing is, on my way here I was riding my bike at full speed and because it was so hard to b…
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- Elephants are really running things on Earth
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Okay. So we humans have got the upper hand on knowing how to relate to each other on a personal level. We have the internet. We facebook until …
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- If pot is legalized, I expect increases in other drug use
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I think that would seriously be opening the doors to all kinds of problems. I have a very low tolerance to drugs and alcohol if any tolerance a…
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- This is when to leave a party
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Your host is yawning
It could be a normal "wow this evening is fun, I am tired but wish it would never end" kinda yawn or it could be the infamous "W…
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- When the rescue ship comes, I'll tell 'em: Come back in a year
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If I am on an island with food, a companion and a stress free lifestyle (plus my entire family with me), I will tell the rescue ship to come b…
