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    • America needs Bubbles the Monkey

      • Bubbles the Monkey
        Bubbles was a monkey owned by Michael Jackson. Bubbles has already proven to the American public that he can work effectively and loyally no matter how weird or demanding your "boss" is... so that at least makes him more qualified than MOST people. Plus we could pay him in bananas and back rubs. That's pretty good considering these tough economic times.


      • answered by indiana on 02/07/2009
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    • Pry me from the mic!

      • Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

        Trust me: this is a crowd favorite. This has been a proven fact.

        "Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild..."

        Sabotage by Beastie Boys

        When girls rap, it's awesome.

        "I can't stand It, I know you planned It. I'ma set it straight, this Watergate..."

        Walk like an Egyptian by The Bangles

        This 80's favorite gets the crowd dancing... and looking completely ridiculous.

        "All the Japanese with their yen, the party boys call the Kremlin, and the Chinese know (oh whey oh), they walk the line like Egypt-i-an..."

      • answered by indiana on 02/02/2009
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    • The Bible is really long

      • It's long. And the Old Testament is bizarre! Except for Song of Solomon. That's like a racy Harlequin romance novel, complete with bodice ripping. Check it out.

      • answered by indiana on 02/01/2009
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    • Rest in peace, Mr. Hammy!

      • Do I looks like I'm dead ?-Nancy

        Valentines Day. 7th Grade. My friend John and I met up at his locker at the end of the day.

        "Happy Valentine's Day," he said, "I got you something that I overheard you saying that you wanted." He opened his locker and pulled out a shoe box wrapped in notebook paper. There were skyward drawn arrows on the side of the box and a pencil written note that warned "this side up".

        "Thank you, John. That is SO NICE." I was having a tough day because the day before, my 8th grade boyfriend had broken up with me so he could take a different girl to the Valentines Day dance that night.

        I gingerly peeled off the paper and stuck my fingernail under the lid to break the scotch tape seal. I lifted the top.

        A dead hamster. John had gotten me a dead hamster.

        John was kind of a weird kid... the sort of kid who reveled in stealing teachers' chalk, eating anything on a dare, and going weeks without a bath. This was a cruel joke.

        "YOU SUCK. A dead hamster? You are a disgusting person!" I pushed the box back in to his hands.

        John's grin switched to an open mouthed gape. His eyes brimmed with tears, but he tried to blink them away in his macho middle school way.

        "Mr. Hammy! Oh, I forgot to poke holes in the lid. He probably suffocated in my locker all day. I thought..." he trailed off and tried to regain his composure, "I overheard you say you wanted a pet, and my mom said it was okay if I gave you mine..."

        Saddest Valentines Day, ever. Rest in peace, Mr. Hammy!

      • answered by indiana on 02/01/2009
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    • We once chased a doughnut truck

      • The following is a completely true story:

        My best friend Brooke and I once had to go to the San Fransisco airport at the ungodly hour of 4 a.m. to catch a flight to Indiana. We were actually running ahead of schedule when we spied a Krispy Kreme truck. She shouts, "FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!" under the assumption that the truck would lead us to a Krispy Kreme. For 45 minutes, I tailgated that truck with thoughts of warm, fresh doughnuts on my mind. The truck finally pulls over to a gas station.

        "Is Krispy Kreme near here?" I ask.

        The driver knows we've been following him. He acts a little nervous. "Um, no. I am off work. I'm heading home. Krispy Kreme is 50 miles from here."

        Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

        So --obviously-- if my best friend Brooke had a helicopter, we probably be going to the Krispy Kreme headquarters in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Duh.

      • answered by indiana on 01/30/2009
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