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      • In response to: "Even if you aren't a chef, what's your favorite dish to prepare?" I learned to make paella while on a vacation in Spain. It was my favorite souvenir.
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    • If I Could Invent Anything

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        I would invent a personal transportation device that would make the automobile, and all that goes with it, i.e. high maintenance asphalt roads, costly highway construction, oil & gas production, pollution, death & destruction...obsolete. I believe that the modern automobile was the worst invention ever to have been embraced by the civilized world. The automobile, once a symbol of personal freedom, has become a paradox by an industry so powerful, so mired in greed and influence, it has limited the consumers' right to choose by blocking the advancement of alternative transportation solutions, thereby stunting our development as a society.             

      • answered by janeegib on 10/14/2010
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    • My Favorite Cliché Is Silence

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        I suffer from a cliche induced hearing impairment. If someone attempts to communicate with me using phrases such as "For all intents and purposes," or "Six of one, half dozen of another," my eyes glaze over and I begin to lose consciousness.

      • answered by janeegib on 09/30/2010
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    • The Worst Pick-Up Line

      • One Last Drink

        This was more of an exchange than a pick-up line, but it took place in a bar, with "hooking up" as the ultimate goal. It went something like this:

        Me: So, what's your sign? (That wasn't my pickup line. It was more of a qualifier.)

        Guy: Capricorn

        Me: I knew a Capricorn. He was a pre-mature ejaculator.

        Guy splashes his drink on me and says "Oops, that's me."

        We dated for six months. He only lasted three. Stupid Capricorns.


      • answered by janeegib on 09/09/2010
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