Al Yankovich
Though a non-traditional choice to be rollin' in my posse, Weird Al has proven to have competent flow with his hit, "White & Nerdy." Plus, he doesn't have many enemies, except maybe those who write the songs he makes fun of (to be fair, they do have to give him permission).

Bob Saget
As proven by Jaime Kennedy, Saget's got more than enough clout to be rollin' in my posse. The cardigan sweater. Not only is he a cleaning machine, but he's proven his "yo momma" abilities with his dirty stand-up routine. Plus, whenever we see a home movie, he'll be able to provide a voice over.

Rod Blagojevich
Every posse needs a criminal. And I hear he's looking for work these days.