• jesuschrist
      • Jesus Christ
      • Username: jesuschrist
      • In response to: "Who are you?" The son of Man.
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    • I don't know if I'd call it heroic, but...
      • One time my roommate locked himself out of our apartment, and I drove all the way back from work to let him in. He was pretty gracious, because he'd just microwaved a Swanson Hungry Man Salisbury steak TV dinner, and went downstairs to do laundry when he accidentally locked the door. He was literally a very hungry man and had no keys, wallet or anything. So I guess I was kind of a hero.

        That's all I can really think of.

      • answered by jesuschrist on 06/30/2009
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    • A Prius is no RV, but it'll do
      • I think this one's pretty obvious. My dad made the Earth, and I'd be pretty upset if it all went down the toilet just because we're…

      • answered by jesuschrist on 03/20/2009
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    • I'm the physical embodiment of my dad (The Lord)
      • As the human embodiment of my real dad, God, I am literally just like him, except I can walk around, row a boat, arm-wrestle, etc. It's great, and I mean, I have no complaints or anything, but sometimes I wish I could just do something a little "out there," you know? Something like trying out for The Real World and just see if I could get on without needing to name drop or turn water into wine or any of that kind of stuff.

      • answered by jesuschrist on 03/03/2009
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