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- Jesus Christ
- Username: jesuschrist
- In response to: "Who are you?" The son of Man.
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jesuschrist's latest answers
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- I don't know if I'd call it heroic, but...
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One time my roommate locked himself out of our apartment, and I drove all the way back from work to let him in. He was pretty gracious, because he'd just microwaved a Swanson Hungry Man Salisbury steak TV dinner, and went downstairs to do laundry when he accidentally locked the door. He was literally a very hungry man and had no keys, wallet or anything. So I guess I was kind of a hero.
That's all I can really think of.
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- They would save a fortune on special effects, LOL
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Well, considering that my life HAS been made into many, many movies and they're all pretty dramatic (save perhaps a few comedies), I think …
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- I'll be back. Soon.
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I'm coming.
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- A Prius is no RV, but it'll do
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I think this one's pretty obvious. My dad made the Earth, and I'd be pretty upset if it all went down the toilet just because we're…
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- I'm the physical embodiment of my dad (The Lord)
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As the human embodiment of my real dad, God, I am literally just like him, except I can walk around, row a boat, arm-wrestle, etc. It's great, and I mean, I have no complaints or anything, but sometimes I wish I could just do something a little "out there," you know? Something like trying out for The Real World and just see if I could get on without needing to name drop or turn water into wine or any of that kind of stuff.
- Plinky Blog
- Big news!
- Boy, we've got a lot of news to share. First things first:We've got a new nameWhile Plinky is still the name of our beloved…
