Jesus Christ - Plinky Answers

I don't know if I'd call it heroic, but...

2009-06-30T12:28:24-06:00

One time my roommate locked himself out of our apartment, and I drove all the way back from work to let him in. He was pretty gracious, because he'd just microwaved a Swanson Hungry Man Salisbury steak TV dinner, and went downstairs to do laundry when he accidentally locked the door. He was literally a very hungry man and had no keys, wallet or anything. So I guess I was kind of a hero.

That's all I can really think of.

They would save a fortune on special effects, LOL

2009-06-26T14:22:07-06:00

Well, considering that my life HAS been made into many, many movies and they're all pretty dramatic (save perhaps a few comedies), I think it would be cool to do a sort of modern take: Jesus in Space.

I could go from planet to planet spreading the Good Word, helping depraved souls of all species, etc. Plus maybe Will Smith would be in it. I've always wanted to work with him. LOVED "Fresh Prince."

I'll be back. Soon.

2009-04-15T18:02:55-06:00

Sacred Heart of Jesus

I'm coming.

A Prius is no RV, but it'll do

2009-03-20T13:50:11-06:00

I think this one's pretty obvious. My dad made the Earth, and I'd be pretty upset if it all went down the toilet just because we're driving cars that are far too large for our current cargo and passenger needs.

Really, I prefer carpooling or taking the bus, partly because I imagine I'm on the Road Rules RV, traveling around the country, taking on sweet adventures and just going with the flow. But on those occasions when I do need to drive myself somewhere, I'll take the sensible, Earth-friendly Prius. With gold rims.

I'm the physical embodiment of my dad (The Lord)

2009-03-03T18:24:51-06:00

As the human embodiment of my real dad, God, I am literally just like him, except I can walk around, row a boat, arm-wrestle, etc. It's great, and I mean, I have no complaints or anything, but sometimes I wish I could just do something a little "out there," you know? Something like trying out for The Real World and just see if I could get on without needing to name drop or turn water into wine or any of that kind of stuff.

Dad taught me how to work with my hands

2009-03-03T18:21:29-06:00

Well, I suppose you could call me handy. My dad was a carpenter, and I picked up the trade for a while, but then I got pretty busy. I did build a nice armoire once, but I think I left it at my parents' house when I moved out, and then never remembered to pick it up before I was crucified.