• joecastagna
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      • In response to: "Who are you?" Joe Castagna is a aspiring student of journalism currently at Indian River Community Collage. He enjoys, fine beer and wine, eating out, reading the news, social media, networking, twitter, and women
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    • You need this flying car .... trust me on this OK

      • When life gets you down and your find yourself walking out of your {now} EXs house shit face drunk and ready to kill the guy that she cheated on you with. Here are a few songs that will make all your feeling some much more rewarding. Alright check it out ok. ... This car, it's not just a car ... alright good just so we get this out of the way now. I'm going to tell you something that is going to blow your dam mind now alright so I just want you to sit down here for a second.

        See this car ..... yeah that shit over there ..... it flies!!!!

        It's a god dam flying car here people. This is the first of hundreds of thousands of flying cars that are coming off the factory line as we speak. Now I'm going to make a deal here with you, because let me tell you what in about a month everybody is going to have one of these bad boys right here.

        We know you want to be the first to have one. So let’s sign you up for this loan here that you'll never be able to pay off and well get you flying around up there in that new sky highway that we just built yesterday.

      • answered by joecastagna on 03/22/2009
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    • The three song breakup program. By Joe Castagna

      • prayer to god by shellac

        So right after you break up with someone in a furious drunken rage your going to want to go put this song on. You can think about how bad you want to kill this guy who just sleeped with your woman after drinking a 5th of Jack D and working on a 24 pack of Natural Ice.

        After which you will be more than ready to break all the windows in said guy that your girl was sleeping with's car and piss all over the interior.

        fond farewell to a friend by elliot smith

        ok so now that you have gotten your revenge and am waking upt he next day to a pearcing hang over and wondering where all the cuts on your hands came from you might want to listen to some deply depressing shit .... Enter Mr. Elliot Smith.

        This song will let you think about all the "good times you had” with your girl friend. and make you miss her, and wonder what happened to your love.

        then your going to get a bottle of the cheapest wine you can get your hands on and wonder the street.

        Find another girl by The Hives

        So after wondering the streets with our said cheap bottle of wine your going to want to end up at some bar. put this shit on the Jukebox and start hitting on all the girls that are sitting alone looking like they do not really want to be at this bar right now. You goal is to find someone who is there for similor reasons that you your self are there.

        This one will lift both of your spirits and make you think "there are plenty of fish in the sea. take this person for instance"

      • answered by joecastagna on 03/22/2009
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