June - Plinky Answers

Ugh! I served coffee, donuts, etc. at Tim Horton's...I think i was paid like $5 an hour and I finally had enough on a day i was bringing out two cream pies from the back and slipped on a stupid coffee spill that the other chick didn't clean up and did the big Charlie Brown Swoop landing flat on my back and covered in butterscotch cream pie. They actually expected me to finish my shift like that. I walked out never to return. I was 16.

This vaccuum is just taking up space

2009-04-27T11:38:23-06:00

Dyson Vaccuum Cleaner

Well i actually WAS going to say my Husband, but I guess I won't. So...I'll probably say my vaccuum. It's ancient and barely sucks anything up at all, but I'm too cheap to buy a new one. It's gotten so bad, in fact, that I'm actually starting to hand-feed the stupid thing. Like an aging, bed-ridden parent/spouse...I'm hand feeding morcels to my frigging vaccuum.
But back to the husband...yeah, he should be so lucky. If it ever gets to that point with Him, he is sooo screwed!!

Crows are really running things on Earth

2009-04-22T10:56:59-06:00

they're everywhere...and they're evil...

The next scene features Johnny Depp

2009-04-15T11:11:50-06:00

Johnny Depp enter stage left...

Johnny Depp

I think that I'd like to switch things up a bit like they do on the soaps. You know where one day the character is played by actor "x" and the next day they bring in "y" and no one is supposed to notice that "Dr. Love" is now 20 years younger and 6-inches taller...so, that being said, I'd like to replace current Husband with a certain Johhny Depp...he could even be as annoying and obnoxious as current Husband, but somehow I'm thinking that it would all be more tollerable coming from Johnny...

I'm gonna go postal if I have to listen to these one more time

2009-04-14T12:56:20-06:00

If I were a Boy by Beyonce

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

A haiku about Midnight Meat Train

2009-04-09T11:37:30-06:00

silent man on train
O MY GOD there's so much blood
what the HELL was that

Where can I park my Prius?

2009-03-20T12:37:31-06:00

Prius all the way...aside from the fact that Escalades are gas guzzling beasts, I live in British Columbia and driving around in a gold-rimmed Escalade is like walking around with a big-ass bulls-eye on your forehead for every gang in BC to take a shot at...seriously anyone watch the news? There have been 15+ murders in vancouver alone since january that are all drug/gang related...um thanks, but I'll take a mousey, inconspicuous little prius and be on my merry, environmentally friendly way to the local farmers' market with my recycled cloth bags.

The breakup

2009-03-19T13:22:25-06:00

Men can be such total shits...after about 5 years, my BF at the time moves away - we were kind of on-again-off-again for the previous 6 months to that. After about 3 months of him being away, he calls me up and begs me to move to where he is and all will be well. So I tried to quit my job, but fortunlately, my boss at the time convinced me to take a leave of absense "just in case". So i pack up my little car and off I go. Fortunately (again) I do NOT move in with him right off the bat but move in with a friend of mine in the same area. My FIRST day over at the BF's place and he's in the shower. The phone rings and he says "hey can you get that?" to which of course I did...and there's some chick on the other end asking for said BF. When BF gets out of the shower I tell him that "girl" called asking for him and, o btw, who exactly is "girl" anyways?! He replies: "o, yeah, I've been seeing her since i moved but I haven't broken up with her yet cuz i just wanted to see how things work out with us first"...."Well" I replied, "how fortunate for you" and I walked out to never see him again. Two months later he called me and asked me to go to Mexico with him...um...fuck no loser!!

Seat me next to the quiet starer, please

2009-03-18T11:02:00-06:00

Interestingly enough I was just seated on a plane next to an irritating talker...and even after I pulled out the book, and plugged in the headphones, they STILL kept on. S-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y...stop it!!
At least with the quiet starer I can usually stare down or just ignore - depending on my level of irritation.

You can call me...

2009-03-18T10:58:55-06:00

cynical bitch...well today anyways...

The ShamWow kinda rocks!

2009-03-10T13:09:07-06:00

Sham-Wow 2-20-09 3

I did! I bought the ShamWow...seriously it rocks! For the first day or so we just sat around spilling stuff just to see how quickly it soaks it up...tho just on the table and lino...we didn't actually brave the carpet...course maybe with the next bottle 'o red I may be feeling more adventurous.

My money's on the shark

2009-03-09T18:40:45-06:00

OK, I've changed my answer like 3 times now...I am going with the shark tho...I think.
The only way a shark and a bear would be facing off would be in the ocean (duh) and if that's the case, then it's gotta be in pretty deep water...and while bears are good swimmers, a shark could take a MIGHTY chunk outta him before he was able to get even one swipe of a paw in.