Jeremy - Plinky Answers

I Wish I Could Take This Back

2010-09-09T19:44:20-06:00

When I was in High School a girl insulted me. My fragile ego wouldn't let me stand for such a thing. She was too far down the social ladder to speak up to me and in my estimation she should have known it.

I reminded her that her father went to prison for raping her.

I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for that.

Take me out to... Club abyss

2009-08-13T09:35:43-06:00

Cage fight at the guido club. The ocean of affliction t shirts, the stink of 1000 cans of axe body spray, it's a good night for a cage fight.

New breed fighters (small mma org.)

Wait... Are the powers invisible, or am I?

2009-07-02T10:24:15-06:00

Sound and heat are invisible powers. I already have those. I guess I'd go right where I am now.

It's hard to mourn with a foot in your mouth

2009-06-26T09:42:55-06:00

I ran into my cousin at a wake. I hadn't really had a chance to talk to her since her wedding a year or 2 ago. I sat down next to her and said "hey case, how's married life treating you?" she replied "Great ever since the divorce".

I really should beore on top of family news.

My life would make a dull Dramedy movie

2009-06-25T13:12:22-06:00

Funny at time sad at others. Frequently dull.

No car chases

A haiku about Penelope

2009-04-10T09:35:39-06:00

Girl with gross pig nose
Your pain can't be carved from your face
Love is salvation

Playboy (honestly) brings me back

2009-04-02T16:08:38-06:00

It brings back memories of my dad leaving his Playboy in the bathroom. At 5 I started "reading" it and it was my favorite book. I didn't even know why back then.

Henry Huggins may be a close second, but for me, it was Playboy.

Give it to someone who will give it right back

2009-04-02T16:03:57-06:00

I'd like to be a better person and honestly say "... charity... blah blah blah... philanthropy... blah blah blah... duty to society" but when I am honest, I want that money. I don't know about anyone else that is reading this, but I could find a lot of good uses for a million dollars.

I'd give that money to my wife, parents, or whoever I might trust to turn around and give it right back.

Stuck in an elevator with More details please

2009-04-02T15:54:36-06:00

More details please
This is way too vague. How long are we stuck? Is air getting in? What kind of elevator is it (It could be a grain elevator for all I know)? How big is it?

No one
Is air getting in? If that thing doesn't have good air flow I'd rather be alone. Being stuck in an elevator is bad enough when it doesn't smell like hot, used breath. That's like being at a British sing along.

The President
I don't care which one. I don't want to talk politics with him. I just know that if he's stuck in an elevator, someone is getting him out in a big hurry. By proxy, someone is getting me out in a big hurry.

An elevator repair man
How much explanation does this one need? The guy fixes elevators.

Mac Guyver
You ever see that show? If so refer to number 4, if not, refer to hulu or youtube, I can't help you.

HOLY #@$%#&% %&*@!!!!!!!

2009-03-23T18:38:13-06:00

I'd go with something along the lines of

"HOLY F#@&ING S#*T!!!!!!! THIS CAR F#@&ING FLIES! I HAVE A FLYING F#@&ING CAR!!!!! FOR SALE!!!!! IT'S A CAR THAT FLIES AND I AM SELLING IT!!!!"

or something like that. I doubt a flying car needs much of a pitch. This thing would make "Toyota, the car that sells itself" look like Shakespeare and it would still sell out. Anyone who pitches anything more poetic is severely underestimating the enormity of a flying car for the consumer market.