You already know what I'm talking about. Crazy-awesome dude on Ritalin.

Okay, so I've been tempted to buy two things from an infomercial! ShamWow and SlapChop! I mean come on! Have you ever seen his commercials? Incredibly addictive I'll tell ya!

Vince Offer is the guy's name and whenever I see or even hear his commercial come on, I'm so there. Like in the zone, it's almost like I'm in a trance. A slight smile spreads across my face and I'm just in awe at his 'sell tactics'. I'm not quite sure if it's his outgoing personality or if it's his amazing aim--in the SlapChop commercials he throws things over his should and they land in the sink that has to be at least 3-4 feet behind him, not to mention he never looks over his shoulder.

For Vince Offer, I would totally pony up on the money to get his products. Plus it's made in Germany, c'mon, "you know the Germans always make good stuff". Which apparently they do, since that one slip of material can suck up that much liquid. And always remember that you're going to love his nuts!

Mailbox key
Pretty self explainatory really. I need it to open my mailbox which is usually empty save for bills for the last resident! WTH?! Change of Address woman!

Bedroom key
Whenever I leave the building I lock my bedroom. You can never be sure if maintenance will have to come in while you're away, so lock your stuff up! lol!

Apt. key card
If I don't bring it, I'll be locked out of the building and will be fined $35, b/c I have no roommates to let me in!

ATM card
Duh

Starbucks card
Hey! Who can resist a Strawberries & Crème Frappuccino?!

Dominicks Card
All those discounts add up. =D

Student ID
Even more discounts =D

CTA Card
To catch the train, and just why did Chicago decide to raise the fare?

Cash
To add to CTA/Student ID/Starbucks cards and to buy yummy burritos at Chipotle, groceries and whatever I may need or want.

Cell Phone
Lol, really?

Lists
If I'm going to the Dominick's. make sure I only buy groceries I need, before going crazy and searching for all the Red Tags!