Now, this one is a very hard choice for me. Simply because, I hate to talk most of the time, and the only thing that could piss me off more than a person's annoying and most likely persistent voice, is a person looking/staring at me.
When a person stares at you, it's like they have lasers within their pupils, burning and scaring every spot that they sweep across. Their breathing, though it may be normal, seems louder and labored and wait! Was that a wheeze?!
Yeah, it gets that bad. You begin to imagine all sorts of things. Like are they going in their pocket? Are they trying to SNIFF ME?!
At least with the talking buffoon who sounds like a squeaky faucet or metal gears grinding against each other, you can be "entertained". Yeah, they are annoying, but at least they aren't staring at you, like they'd like to take a lick at your liver right?!
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Okay, so I've been tempted to buy two things from an infomercial! ShamWow and SlapChop! I mean come on! Have you ever seen his commercials? Incredibly addictive I'll tell ya!
Vince Offer is the guy's name and whenever I see or even hear his commercial come on, I'm so there. Like in the zone, it's almost like I'm in a trance. A slight smile spreads across my face and I'm just in awe at his 'sell tactics'. I'm not quite sure if it's his outgoing personality or if it's his amazing aim--in the SlapChop commercials he throws things over his should and they land in the sink that has to be at least 3-4 feet behind him, not to mention he never looks over his shoulder.
For Vince Offer, I would totally pony up on the money to get his products. Plus it's made in Germany, c'mon, "you know the Germans always make good stuff". Which apparently they do, since that one slip of material can suck up that much liquid. And always remember that you're going to love his nuts!
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Okay, so if a bear and a shark get in a fight, I'd say the bear is going to win. Lets forget about the fact that bears grab and DEMOLISH fish everyday and what is a shark, but an over-sized fish with killer teeth; but besides that, lol, the bear can come into the water and swim a while, sink those terrifying claws into that shark-flesh, drag him to shore and let him suffocate from lack of water-oxygen!
Yup, the bear would totally Own a shark any day... unless he got lazy. Or if the shark was a freak of nature and could Walk (spontaneous leg growth) onto land and eat the baby bears before ol' Momma Bear got back from snatching Leg-Shark's cousins!
Bedroom key
Whenever I leave the building I lock my bedroom. You can never be sure if maintenance will have to come in while you're away, so lock your stuff up! lol!
Apt. key card
If I don't bring it, I'll be locked out of the building and will be fined $35, b/c I have no roommates to let me in!
ATM card
Duh
Starbucks card
Hey! Who can resist a Strawberries & Crème Frappuccino?!
Dominicks Card
All those discounts add up. =D
Student ID
Even more discounts =D
CTA Card
To catch the train, and just why did Chicago decide to raise the fare?
Cash
To add to CTA/Student ID/Starbucks cards and to buy yummy burritos at Chipotle, groceries and whatever I may need or want.
Cell Phone
Lol, really?
Lists
If I'm going to the Dominick's. make sure I only buy groceries I need, before going crazy and searching for all the Red Tags!