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ladeaside's latest answers
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- Ugh, My Worst-Ever Haircut
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Every haircut is my worst ever haircut, pretty much. It never co-operates. Which is why I now go for the tactic of keeping it super-long to weigh all those awkward kinks down. Take that, hair!
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- Hello, Mother Nature
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You find a big spider in your bedroom. Your next move is to...
Leave it be.
I used to be petrified of spiders, but living alone, you have to deal with things on your own.
Besides, add in the remains of various creatures half-eaten by the cat, and spiders are a positive breeze. Unflappable now, me.
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- A Cliche I Can't Stand
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"Smile, it might never happen!"
Usually said by patronising bastards sticking their nose it where it doesn't belong.
I don't hear it so much these days, having deliberately cultivated a fake semi-smile as my default retail work expression, my natural frown not being entirely suitable.
And I only ever use it accompanied by a heavy layer of sarcasm. And full-body armour, just in case.
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- Optimist or Pessimist?
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Is the glass half full or is the glass half empty?
I'm an optimist trapped in a pessimist's mind.
Or something like that
