Yes Im a sap

Harry: you dont think I would know (if they were faking) I would know!

Sally:Why? Because your a man? Oh thats right. Hm.

Sally: Oh..
Hm..
Ah...

Harry: Are you okay?

Sally:(Orgasmic gasping and screaming for 2 mins)

Random old lady at adjacent table: I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING

AHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE THAT PART!!!

{Pretty in Pink}
Girl: Alot could happen in a year, i mean you could come back next year and be a completely normal person.

Boy: really?

G:Sure.

{and}

G:HE ASKED ABOUT ME? OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO?

B: this isnt really my department

....

B:Im a gambling man by nature and I'd go for it

G:This is so strange, but I think I will.

...

B:I sort of made this bet with the My friends, you know, the dip shits, that id do it with you.

G:..Ah!

B:That was before I knew you as a person though! The thing is i can get proof with out actually getting physical!

G:How?

B:Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
....
G:I cant believe I gave my panties to a geek.

{Twilight}
Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb
Edward:What a sick masicistic lion.

{the Notebook}
Girl:Why didnt you write me?! WHY?! It wasnt over for me! I waited for you for seven years! And now it's too late!

Boy:I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you ever day for a year.

Girl:You wrote me?

Boy:Yes! It wasnt over. It still isnt over.
(followed by the best kiss ever)

and the entire rest of the movie.

Me: "Well Katie, (she should def. go back to the today show. I have high standards, the only way they'd get my unglamourous butt, and my lack of respectable proffession on tv is with katie currick or al roker.) I bend over backwards for Assholes. That is my direct job description."

Katie Currick: "Oh, .... well, what exactly do you do? What is your place of work called?"

Me: " What I do, would seem uncomplicated to the untrained eye, but in reality is lick the very floor the customers walk on. I work at Arbys dear ms. Currick. And at A***'s (name omited Just in case karma would enjoy giving me a nice FU in the near future) we do our very best to get treated like shit."

Katie: "...."

Me: "Not in depth enough? Silly me, Im sorry. We provide upstanding customer service to complete jerk offs most every day. When is the last time you actually looked at the person you were getting you food from?"

Katie: "...."

-Off camera directors and producers are frantically making hand signals.

And that is how I would end up being banned from national tv. Or at least being thrown out of the Today Show. Oh damn, is my bitterness showing again?