Tabi P - Plinky Answers

My favorite line from 'When Harry Met Sally' AND OTHERS

2009-03-14T00:37:12-06:00

Yes Im a sap

Harry: you dont think I would know (if they were faking) I would know!

Sally:Why? Because your a man? Oh thats right. Hm.

Sally: Oh..
Hm..
Ah...

Harry: Are you okay?

Sally:(Orgasmic gasping and screaming for 2 mins)

Random old lady at adjacent table: I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING

AHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE THAT PART!!!

{Pretty in Pink}
Girl: Alot could happen in a year, i mean you could come back next year and be a completely normal person.

Boy: really?

G:Sure.

{and}

G:HE ASKED ABOUT ME? OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO?

B: this isnt really my department

....

B:Im a gambling man by nature and I'd go for it

G:This is so strange, but I think I will.

...

B:I sort of made this bet with the My friends, you know, the dip shits, that id do it with you.

G:..Ah!

B:That was before I knew you as a person though! The thing is i can get proof with out actually getting physical!

G:How?

B:Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
....
G:I cant believe I gave my panties to a geek.

{Twilight}
Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb
Edward:What a sick masicistic lion.

{the Notebook}
Girl:Why didnt you write me?! WHY?! It wasnt over for me! I waited for you for seven years! And now it's too late!

Boy:I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you ever day for a year.

Girl:You wrote me?

Boy:Yes! It wasnt over. It still isnt over.
(followed by the best kiss ever)

and the entire rest of the movie.

My favorite line from 'Star Wars' !!

2009-03-13T23:16:08-06:00

Lea: (yelling after han solo) "I love you"

Han:(COOL AS ICE) "I know"

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKIN PIMP!!!!

Let me TELL YOU WHAT I DO!!

2009-03-13T23:05:43-06:00

Me: "Well Katie, (she should def. go back to the today show. I have high standards, the only way they'd get my unglamourous butt, and my lack of respectable proffession on tv is with katie currick or al roker.) I bend over backwards for Assholes. That is my direct job description."

Katie Currick: "Oh, .... well, what exactly do you do? What is your place of work called?"

Me: " What I do, would seem uncomplicated to the untrained eye, but in reality is lick the very floor the customers walk on. I work at Arbys dear ms. Currick. And at A***'s (name omited Just in case karma would enjoy giving me a nice FU in the near future) we do our very best to get treated like shit."

Katie: "...."

Me: "Not in depth enough? Silly me, Im sorry. We provide upstanding customer service to complete jerk offs most every day. When is the last time you actually looked at the person you were getting you food from?"

Katie: "...."

-Off camera directors and producers are frantically making hand signals.

And that is how I would end up being banned from national tv. Or at least being thrown out of the Today Show. Oh damn, is my bitterness showing again?

Im not lewd, Im just honest.

2009-03-13T22:52:50-06:00

Reads Alot. Or maybe Screws Alot, but I dont think people would appreciate my sense of humor.

A secret stash.

2009-03-04T23:21:27-06:00

There would be a huge wad of money, anywhere, I would just find it. Who cares what the place looks like, I rent!

A Mushroom cloud would set this country straight

2009-03-04T22:55:45-06:00

Serving up a Mushroom Cloud

A wipeout. The only way to reset the clock. Maybe when civilization re-emerges with their extra limbs and cancer riddled bodies, we can all sigh a little and go, At least the economy is better. (I am completely being sarcastic and in no way hope a nuclear war is on the way to help us forget the economy.I really am not that color of stupid.)

The CORSET should make a comeback!

2009-03-02T01:12:09-06:00

Can you not pronounce the words "Hot As Hell"? Also "Who the F needs to breathe"?

'Zach and Miri make a porno' was a bad choice to watch with the family

2009-03-02T01:09:40-06:00

Where's the 'Erase that poor kids baffled look' button?

2009-03-02T01:04:09-06:00

Probably that time I accused the kid in kindergarten of slapping me. Yeah, he was my boyfriend. And it was a horrible plan anyway. Main things wrong? 1. I really liked this kid and had been getting my mother panic stricken phone calls via my up tight teacher who said we HELD HANDS AND SAT TOGETHER AT STORY TIME!! 2. It definitely did not get me out of school as planned. Just a lifetime of regretting making that kid cry and YES THAT'S RIGHT, APOLOGIZE.

A mini orange traffic cone, a packet of forget me not seeds, and his personal brand of steroids

2009-02-27T17:25:31-06:00

A mini orange traffic cone, a packet of forget me not seeds, and his personal brand of steroids.
This is assuming That he is My best friend derek, traffic cone because of an inside joke, he likes flowers, (also FORGET ME NOTS!HA!) And the last is assuming he couldnt get his own damn drugs.

Dont be a fucktard.

2009-02-25T10:10:12-06:00

Wow. HMMM. Nothing. I wish I could inherit my mothers disgusting habit of being slight of height and miniscule of wieght, but would i have to sacrifice my habit of not being CRAZY? Because she is. All of that, skinny crazy biatch. Just above the legal limit of "dwarf" And my father. I hope if I inherit any of my fathers traits, besides being tall, because it is all ready too late, Some one has the decency to shoot me in the ass. Because it's not fatal, it will just be a reminder for a while. Dont be a fucktard.