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    • The Alaskan Fuzz

      • Bob: Hey, quite white today?
        Mick: Yeah, except I`m blushing.
        Bob: Why are you blushing?
        Mick: Well, yesterday night I was in bar and two girls came to my table. They looked kinda weird, one had one tooth missing and another looked straight to my eyes like there is some kind of escape. So , they wanted me to buy them drinks, I did, and then after talk about cars and pets they wanted to take me to their place. I said, humm, ok.
        Bob: But you are a cop, everybody knows that you a part of system, you cant do what you like.
        Mick: Why not, its not like I would insisted or raped someone.
        Bob: OK. But why are you blushing. Are you ashamed of your night adventure?
        Mick: Not much. Maybe I have sex hangover.
        Bob: Ha ha.

      • answered by mashariver on 07/17/2010
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