Ah! now i do grow fangs and horns, all green, whenever i see someone's shiny silky mane. As someone who has had a bad hair day everyday since their teens, it hurts my insides to see people flaunting their silky, glossy, healthy hair. I guess i was cursed or something in my past life by some evil witch. So while "I" spend lavishly on extravagant conditioners with extravagant claims, it's "my roommate" whose hair shines in all glory. It torments me more when i see a guy with long, perfect hair, not a strand out of place. Oh the pain!