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- First rule of relationships: choose someone other than me
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Choose someone other than me
Boy, am I the wrong person to ask about this! I don't think there are any rules, because each relationship is different. Things I thought…
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- Listen here, sugar
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Well, theoretically I've inherited the art of bullshit (come on, let's dispense with the euphemisms and call it what it is) from my dad…
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- A haiku about Marley and Me
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Thought it would be fun But I cried like a baby What a sad movie
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- My little corner of blissful isolation
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Well, I live thousands of miles from anyone I know, so... I just deal with it. I'm not sure why people make such a big deal of being apart…
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- Liza Minnelli is teh shiz
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Liza Minnelli
You speak ill of Liza, you'll answer to me.
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- When I grow up...
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Melissa Maples, star.
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- I'm getting better at helping the environment
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Agh, those should be checkboxes, not radio buttons! I also take public transit (actually, I usually walk), and we have started recycling at ho…
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- Oops! I'm famous again
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Oh god, whatever it is, I can almost guarantee you it'll be a complete accident rather than something I was trying to become famous for.
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- Stuck in an elevator with Kevin Spacey
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Kevin Spacey
I reckon he'd be interesting company. This is a hard question for me to answer because I have a very difficult time imagining the situation.
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- Excuses to behave abhorrently
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Yeah yeah, I'm that spoilsport who doesn't think deceiving people is funny. As my friend Rachel put it, the people who play dumb-assed…
