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When going out to dinner, get drunk before you leave the house.
Well clearly drinks at restaurants are way overpriced.
When grocery shopping, make sure you are full before you go.
If you are hungry or thirsty while grocery shopping you are more likely to purchase more than you really need or purchase things you dont need at all
Rent movies instead of going to the movie theater
If you go to the movie theater, that shits expensive (the food and drinks) $$$$$$$
USE COUPONS!!!!!!!!
No need to explain. But they come from newspapers and stuff.
Periodically review new cell phone plans.
Each cell phone carrier opens new plans throughout the year so make sure you are getting the best plan for your usage. You can call the customer service people for help with reviewing usage.
Use fresh air when possible
When the seasons and weather permit, cut off the heat or AC.
Make sure you are up to date with air filters and oil changes
MAXIMIZE GAS MILEAGE
Will Smith
Will Smith!!!!
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I havent had the time to go... Always working trying to make that money... Then when I do have the time. There isnt anyone to go with me. I am going to make it before then end of the month. Gotta hit up SeaWorld and Halloween Horror nights at Universal Studios!!!!!!!!!! YAY
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Riches
It grows bottles of wine And of course............................. MONEY! I love this tree and if any dog owner decides to let the pooch tinkle anywhere near my tree, they will regret it. My new title on my facebook is tree hugger.
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Ok so first comes the invite. Then I think, well thats a ways away. Then it sneaks up on me. Holy shit... What am I going to wear???
AGH!
The day arrives and I have procrastinated so bad that I have to:
A. Get ready and look amazing
B. Find a gift for the groom adn bride.
C. Remember not to drink too much
D. Try to remember that its not all about me, its their day.
E. Dont drink too much
F. Try to find a ride home
G. Dont drunk dial afterwards
Aw Screw it... I wouldnt want to regret being me.....
Well I stopped there last year on a cruise to Alaska and fell in love (not because I did the booze tour) but because of the high end party locations. Great location. Great nightlife. Great people. Great healthcare. Someone is footing the bill right? So money is no object...
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So. The angel on my left and the demon on my right are giving the evil eye to each other. They both have their own opinion on what I should be doing. I am in the middle trying to decide whether to go out and blow the paycheck on partying or checking the mailbox to see whether the evil bills need some attention. HOT DAMN
The devil just won. I went out last nite and partied my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Because I want to get my fudruckas on!!!!!!!!!!
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Well. During this brand new broadcast on a prime time network that we cannot mention yet because of contracts and what not, we plan on airing the "Various stages of insanity" awards show.
This awards show is going to be held on an annual basis and just for shits and giggles we might air a little early or we might air a little late.
We are going to recognize people who have shown many different types of insanity and have acted out in ways that nobody has ever dreamt of.
"Your attention please"!
Lets begin by naming all the different categories that the winners will be taking awards for:
-Most vivid Hallucinations
-Sexiest invisible friend
-Dreamiest alcoholic induced coma
-Funniest compulsive liar
-Most out of control (in denial) gambling addiction
-Highest decibel "screamer"
-Best dressed nudist
-Messiest dressiest bessiest
-Funnest satan worshipper
Due to the fact that we have not filled the entire program we are looking for additional categories, please feel free to comment some more for the writers and producers.
Thanks
Well when you are on the 37th floor of the peninsula, things pop like you have never seen. The city becomes alive, you can feel it, you can divulge in the arts, the river, the market... Life has no more limits. The city calls you to come out and play.
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Shes my best friend and we always get into having a blast together
Johnny
The love of my life. My boyfriend. Why wouldnt I not take him??
Katie C
She is one of the coolest people I have in my life. We grew up in Italy together>
Andrea and Christina Back
We have been friends almost our entire lives and somehow fate has kept us within arms reach.
BIG BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So... There you are in the middle of nowhere, no the yacht, your staff and friends are at your beckon call, you like life, its great.. But there is always a time when yuo wanna be somewhere else, like the mall, or the ice cream shop, Starbucks... You get the point. So on my multi million dollar yacht I made sure they included a portal room so whenever I decide that it's time to be somewhere else, I can just get into the portal room, type in my destination and it will transport me over. I know its very "star trek" but whatever, I need some portal in my life...
Well the clothing in the mes's department is 2nd to none (except Saks, I love Saks too) I love the variety of things they offer, its always in great taste and suprisingly the pricing is not that bad if you look in all the right places. :) They also carry everything else I need including the colognes, facial creams, belts, shoes and all other accesories I didnt mention.
When I lived in NY thats the place I shopped, when I lived in Tallahassee thats where I shopped. Now that Im in Jacksonville I feel robbed of good variety and choices are very restricted.
